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| You're aware that was a joke seeing as he was on the Chikara debut show?
I vote neither, but I'll give a more detailed response later. |
So uh, yeah, neither really appeal to me right now.
ROH is pretty much on it's deathbed right now and it's failing to make me think otherwise. How fucking stupid were they to move to Monday nights and try to compete with RAW?
Downside: Bye bye Bryan and Nigel, out top two stars!
Upside: Um... get back to you later?
I stuck with them last year despite the questionable booking because I felt they were still producing quality matches and decent angles. This year the wrestling has been nothing special at all and the booking stale and boring. I find myself liking usually one, maybe, two matches a show and I havent been blown away by anything this year at all. I also really dislike the majority of the roster:
Austin Aries - Great gimmick, great wrestler. LL is boring and lazy booking, give him a real fued. The antics are amusing but stop wasting half a match on them; this isn't PWG, bitch.
Brent Albright - One of the most boring dudes out there...
Chris Hero - Great wrestler, have him face some good opposition at opposed to having to carry over-the-hill never-weres. Feels like he is being wasted.
Claudio - No qualms here though I'd rather see him in a real angle or fued, but I guess Nigel leaving screwed that up for the meantime.
Embassy vs Colt & Co. - Boring undercard faction warfare #23
Davey Richards - Yes he has improved and is no an acceptable wrestler, but God the universal overating and over-pushing is almost unbearable. If the KENTA match was his best effort then fuck that. He is still a Dyno-impersonating generic indy guy who makes bonehead amatuer mistakes, only he now kinda knows how to put a match together. Kinda. The idea of him being Danielson's sucessor is just laughable.
Steenerico - Still like them, but how injury prone can you be? It's sad to say I can't see Steen's legs lasting much longer if he keeps getting injured.
King/Titus - King is charismatic but honestly bores me in the ring. Titus is fun-as-heck comedy wrestler, but the idea of him getting used as a main event talent is not good.
Kenny Omega - I was backing him for a while as a great mid-card because of his oddball charisma, but I HIGHLY doubt he is up to the task of being a main event face. He does anime moves in his matches for christ's sake >_>
The Young Bucks - Like Davey, the universal overating and overpushing is almost unbearable. Atleast Davey is entertaining and not some bland flippy-floppy spot machine dancer. I wonder how long it is until the rose-tinted glassed wear off and people realise they are just marking out for the same sequences and spots every match.
Petey Williams - Why the fuck is he getting a main event push? Even TNA weren't that stupid.
Sonjay Dutt - GTFO
Tyler Black - The rose-tinted glassed of last year's carries from Danielson and Nigel have long worn off and without them he has been revealed for the trite he really is. I honestly can not think of one redeeming feature about him as a wrestler, and he is STILL being pushed as the top face despite that ship sailing many months back and 90% of fans turning on him!
As for Chikara, they just aren't my type of promotion. I think I said it to Mark in the shoutbox the other day that they are a hell of a lot less frustrating to follow than ROH and their booking doesn't make you want to bang your head against the wall, but the actual wrestling is mostly sub-par. I will say that I liked the Olsen/Gerrard ladder match more than anything I've seen from ROH this year, but on the whole their wrestling is poor and laughably overated. Both the Colony/Portal and FIST/Colony match stunk in my opinion. Their angles are cool but you have to really be into them on almost a comic-book-geek level to follow them completely. I should probably say right now that whilest their booking is usually good (I loved the booking of the Gerrard/Olsen fued and Jigsaw return), currently its very boring and uninspiring.
Most of the students are really sub-par wrestlers and their big matches often feel like amatuer hour.
The Ants - would make a decent undercard team to get a crowd into a show but them as main eventers just shows Chikara aren't a serious wrestling company. And some people like that, which is fine, I often enjoy the comedy and non-seriousness of some stuff but when it comes to delivering big matches and MOTYCs, they fail hard. Skinny masked greenhorns doing cool Japanese moves they've seen on youtube do not produce good matches.
Hallowickid - painfully average
Quack - Tremendous wrestler, wish he would wrestle more talent his level as opposed to green students
Player Uno & Dos - One is a fun spot machine, the other is a fat useless sack of crap >_>
Brodie Lee - painfully average
FIST - not gonna rant...
So yeah, I'm interested whenever they bring in outsiders for Quack (and Jigsaw in tags) to wrestle but most of their big matches between students are closer to living room playfights than a professional wrestling match.
In conclusion: We need a new top indy company. And no, don't say PWG.