Don't Go, Sweeney! NOOO!!!

Marketh. · 04-20-2009, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MySpace

Hey dudes,

I quit ring of honor today yo! I don't need to take that shit anymore, know what I'm saying? Cary Silken was a great friend and an awesome employer, but then when I started to get into some trouble, he treated me like a bitch, like a red-headed stepchild.... fuck that shit, right? It's been two and a half months since he started trying to fuck with me, and that's long enough for me.... Jesus only put up with the devil in the desert for 40 days, and then the devil went off to fuck with other shit for a while, that's how they say that it went. Well, I gave ROH almost three months, and I'm done, and guess what? I've never been happier.

What do you think I should do now? I mean, I could put up my shirts, or write a book, or do a shoot with rf video (that's on 'n' poppin... feinstein was the dude who hooked me up with that raw gig, and since I'm not a guy who believes everything i hear, nor do i judge people right out of the starting gate before i get to really know them, rob's okay with me dude, he's certainly helped me out in the past so I'm happy to do business with him again...), and i'm trying to hook up a goodwill world tour starting, um,... now. Right now dude. It's already begun bro! Swweeeeeeeet 'n' Souah! Comin to yo tizown dadyy!!!! Let's hook it up man, and I'll be there, I promise.

The number of things I like about ROH is getting fewer and fewer. Now they've fucked up and lost a valuable employee. If wrestling had a union, they'd be on Cary's ass if what Sweeney says is true.

King Steventon · 04-20-2009, 03:46 PM

Man that fucking sucks on so many levels. I hope he returns at some point. Hate to say it but I can't blame Cary, I mean judging from the way Sweeney writes atleast he comes off as eratic and kinda unstable and especially if he has a conditional that could be awkward or dangerous to work with..... fucking aye.

Crest Fall · 04-20-2009, 07:02 PM

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And uh, uh, um, aside from that, everything was grrrrllllaite!
Hey dudes,

I quit ring of honor today yo! I don't need to take that shit anymore, know what I'm saying? Cary Silken was a great friend and an awesome employer, but then when I started to get into some trouble, he treated me like a bitch, like a red-headed stepchild.... fuck that shit, right? It's been two and a half months since he started trying to fuck with me, and that's long enough for me.... Jesus only put up with the devil in the desert for 40 days, and then the devil went off to fuck with other shit for a while, that's how they say that it went. Well, I gave ROH almost three months, and I'm done, and guess what? I've never been happier.

What do you think I should do now? I mean, I could put up my shirts, or write a book, or do a shoot with rf video (that's on 'n' poppin... feinstein was the dude who hooked me up with that raw gig, and since I'm not a guy who believes everything i hear, nor do i judge people right out of the starting gate before i get to really know them, rob's okay with me dude, he's certainly helped me out in the past so I'm happy to do business with him again...), and i'm trying to hook up a goodwill world tour starting, um,... now. Right now dude. It's already begun bro! Swweeeeeeeet 'n' Souah! Comin to yo tizown dadyy!!!! Let's hook it up man, and I'll be there, I promise.

BBOW, bad brothers of wrestling, that's the company I'm starting... really started it back when I wrestled kingston at my sister's college two years ago, it's just that we didn't have a name for it at that time.

But fuck it.... bbow wrestling, staring alex whybrow and/or larry sweeney, coming to your local high school, carnival, elementary school, parking lot, fucking, um... junior high, elementary school, local rec center, television, internet, um... key west florida this june, street preformance style, then on to iceland this summer, then probably down through sweeden, etc, europe, then i don't really know from there, but in february 2010 I'll be in India again, and then I'll be back in the states. I'm two months into my 28th year on this planet, and I'm going to spend the next 10 travelling the world and making my living as a wrestler, or teacher, or blacksmith, i don't really care... i'm a showman, and that's all that i know. I also know that I'm safe now, and that everything will be a-okay (I actuallly know that dude (because god and i are pretty tight yo))... how cool is that?

And you, runt of the litter, you say to me, big old pappa sweeney, you say, wait hold on bitch, calm the fuck down. This is what i say to you. Everything's alright, okay buddy? Think about that, because that's a truth in life.... all these problems are actually illusions, and they exist so that we might learn from them, right? If you don't learn from your problems or your own misery, then you will remain miserable. There is it. Simple as that.

You have money though, and the minute it comes into my hands I tend to spend it... so I always need more dude.

Buy my shit, throw me thirty bucks and I'll give you a half hour wrestling lession next time our paths cross (hour of my time is 120, half hour is thirty, and if you want me to be a julia roberts to your richard gere, you perv, keep those thoughts to yourself. unless you are hot and preferably a girl, i'm not really into dudes, alright? except that orange cassidy... pretty hawt, that guy, right? I'd probably do him, who fucking knows man? fuck it, only words dude... )

Just, um, send me your money and tell me what you want. So you want a shirt, me to marry you to your girl (or your hand, fatso?), fucking, i don't know, should we get dinner, hang out? Do you want to hang out bud?

Fuck it, maybe, okay? Maybe, but I don't have very much patience, okay?

Or, if you're in chicago, I'll take you on a personal tour of the city, tell you about my life, and show you all the spots in every john huges movie, as well as high fidelity, and my bodyguard root will tell you about chicago's gangster history. He's a pretty awesome dude.

Do you want to become a wrestler? Enroll in the 12 large academy? Root and I are starting dojos in chicago, louisiana, and wyoming. Send me a down payment (i don't care how much) and the first 12ish dudes will get the cheapest training (pay the least, learn the most, etc) and then after that, I don't know. But I will train you to be a wrestler and book you on my shows. If you send me money today. Close on this one, the time to hesitate is through buddy. Act now, because the way things are going these days, I have no fucking idea what lies next. But I won't take your money and run, and that is a promise.

Even if you don't want anything, but, hypothetically speaking, you have $12 trillion dollars that you're sitting on so would loan me $12 billion just like you'd throw a bum a dime, well....

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send money via paypal to this address.

Tell me what you'd like, or if it's a loan.

I will not accept payments that have conditions that I don't agree with. Simple as that.

If you think reaching out to the fans like this makes me weak? I'll jam my cock, or my fist, i haven't decided yet, down your fucking throat, tear out your heart, chew on it a little bit, and then breathe fire, ricky the dragon style, char it up, and smoosh it on your fucking face. I will also pull down your fucking pants to show the world that your balls, actually, are fucking little raisins, and you would be better suited with a pussy, because that shit that you base your pride as a man on? Just because you've got the outlines, the frames and the shapes, that don't make you a man. You're a little bitch. The marc fusions of the world can eat my shit dude, because fuck the haters. Fuck the haters, fuck the haters, fuck the haters, one and all dude.

Come on board man.

Also, look at my wikipedia..... if you've got any ideas for merch, or names of moves, or anything like that, tell me yo! Any winners, and I'll get you um, I don't know, free merch, or a messgae, or teach you how to do a headstand, something like that buddy. Or maybe I'll steal your girlfriend from you, so you'd better put a ring on her finger first my man...

zing!

-alex!

Okay, to be honest, after all of the things that have come out of this, I'm starting to change my mind.

Larry Sweeney is going, going, going... AND GONE!

But ROH is still a bit at fault for mismanaging it. Even though Sweeney went public with this, they should have treated him better.

King Steventon · 04-20-2009, 07:05 PM

Wow that's insane. I'm actually kinda worried for the guy's mental state now. I hope nothing bad happens to him.

Fizz · 04-21-2009, 01:39 PM

I agree, I think Sweeney has lost it.

I was looking around for a video that I saw recently Re: BBOW which showed Sweeney "Backyarding" in the parking lot of the Wrestlemania 25 venue in Houston 45 mins before the show started asking the barely 20 people standing around to donate whatever they felt his time was worth..

It was really sad, seems to have been taken down though.

KenTheKiller · 04-22-2009, 01:40 PM

Wow... he is losing it =/

Though I would like to see how a company of his would turn out.

Fizz · 04-23-2009, 02:20 AM

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Terrible.

Don't Go, Sweeney! NOOO!!!

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