Impact Wrestling Discussion - March 15th, 2012

**Fuji Vice** · 03-12-2012, 12:31 PM

Preview Thursday's IMPACT WRESTLING broadcast on SpikeTV at 9/8c, as the road to the March 18 "Victory Road" Pay-Per-View event continues! If you can't watch it on Thursday, make sure to set your DVR so you don't miss any of the action

- World Heavyweight Champion Bobby Roode and Sting will have their contract signing - what will happen just days before Victory Road?

- What's next in the ongoing family feud between Garett Bischoff and his father Eric Bischoff?

- Mr. Anderson returns to action against Christopher Daniels

- As a preview of the PPV match, one-half of the World Tag Team Champions Samoa Joe will face Crimson

- X Division Champion Austin Aries has a special announcement

- Eric Young and ODB plan for their upcoming wedding

Sorry folks, no time for the comedic preview this week as I've been really busy as of late, but I wanted to get the LD up as quick as possible so we can all get ready for another rocking episode of Impact Wrestling. It doesn't seem like such a spectacular show on paper this week, though I understand that as its also the go home show before Victory Road on Sunday, so I'm just hoping for a strong final push. Oh and EY/ODB planning their wedding? Sounds like GOLD to me!! Can't wait to hear what Aries announcement is as well. I hope to see all of you out here rocking the house down and bringing the (mostly) positive attitude that we've come to expect in here.

Cheers!

**CAPS LOCK** · 03-13-2012, 08:44 PM

Positive attitude! Fuhk yea! Looking over the card, I don't expect much better from this Impact than last week's. Don't get me wrong, last week's Impact had a lot of great parts to it, but the attention put on Garett, main event, et ceterea, really put a damper on the show. You can only make fun of these scrubs so much, you know. I'm not particularly thrilled with Anderson coming back either. I'll stop with the negativity now, since I'm SUPER MEGA EXCITED for the wedding. The whole Sting/Roode thing and Aries' announcement look like high points to me, though, looking forward to those too. TNAWESOME!! FUHK YEA!!

EDIT: Oh, and Crimson needs to fuhk off.

**The Viper** · 03-13-2012, 08:45 PM

TNgAy is mega crap. **** this company. CHIKARA **** THE WORLD!!!!!!

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**Cyrus T** · 03-13-2012, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by The Viper

TNgAy is mega crap. **** this company. CHIKARA **** THE WORLD!!!!!!

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What the hell's the matter with you? Still crying over your Karen Jarrett cutout?

**The Viper** · 03-13-2012, 09:10 PM

Originally Posted by Cyrus T

What the hell's the matter with you? Still crying over your Karen Jarrett cutout?

I actually don't have the cutout anymore. It started to get soggy after all my sperm that was on it. I need to calm it down a bit.

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**Fuji Vice** · 03-13-2012, 09:20 PM

Originally Posted by CAPS LOCK

Oh, and Crimson needs to fuhk off.

And die, never forget the die part. Garett too.

**Cyrus T** · 03-13-2012, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by Fuji Vice

And die, never forget the die part. Garett too.

Just like Albert Einstein, I'd like to give them a brief history of pain with the back of my hand.

**Cyrus T** · 03-13-2012, 09:33 PM

Originally Posted by The Viper

I actually don't have the cutout anymore. It started to get soggy after all my sperm that was on it. I need to calm it down a bit.

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Viper, my sick, sexual deviant friend...I think it's time you moved on and found a new obsession. Some new Knockout to drool over and create a shrine to, maybe even commission a sex doll in their likeness. This stalker behavior with a Knockout who's no longer on TV is not healthy, bro-migo.

**The Viper** · 03-13-2012, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by Cyrus T

Viper, my sick, sexual deviant friend...I think it's time you moved on and found a new obsession. Some new Knockout to drool over and create a shrine to, maybe even commission a sex doll in their likeness. This stalker behavior with a Knockout who's no longer on TV is not healthy, bro-migo.

Hmmm. You've got a good point. I mean, I've already made a sex doll for Rosita and Velvet Sky. I just need to get some personal photos of them, and their dentist appointment receipts and photos from the appointment and my shrines are pretty much done.

You're right. Maybe I'll continue my shrine and stalker ways for Karen when she comes back. Which needs to be now.

**Fuji Vice** · 03-13-2012, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by The Viper

Hmmm. You've got a good point. I mean, I've already made a sex doll for Rosita and Velvet Sky. I just need to get some personal photos of them, and their dentist appointment receipts and photos from the appointment and my shrines are pretty much done.

You're right. Maybe I'll continue my shrine and stalker ways for Karen when she comes back. Which needs to be now.

Personally I think you should move up to ODB.