King Steventon

Name and shame the bastards.

The Four Doinks (The Bushwhackers & Men On A Mission) vs The Headshrinkers, Bastion Booger & Bam Bam Bigelow - Survivor Series 1993

After watching this match I felt as if the devil really had risen up and taken over. Ok, so first of all we get Bam Bam's team come out. For those not knowing, THIS is Bastion Booger...


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He comes to the ring eating a chicken carkus. Yeah. Closely behind him is the Headshrinkers playing the most stereotyped Samoan minority I've ever seen, eating a bunch of bananas and other fruit. You can tell this is bad already.

The first Headshrinker is eliminated after a he bites a water balloon and is stunned enough for someone to get a roll-up and a three count. .... Then Booger's time to shine. He comes in and is the most obese useless sack of crap I've seen in a while. His finisher is typical 90's pantomine style as it takes forever to do the theatrics and barely looks like it hurts. But he gets up at the count of two to go get a banana.

One of the last eliminations come as Samu oh so inconspicuously puts a banana skin on the mat and OH NO SLIPS ON IT FOR THE THREE COUNT.
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Oh, and half way through the match Mabel starts riding around the ring on a scooter for no reason at all.

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BDK

besides the one you mentioned, two come to mind..the Blindfold match between James Storm and Chris Harris at..I think it was Lockdown 2007
and then other is..Trish and Chris Nowinski vs. Bradshaw and Jackie Gayda? Some tag match with those 4 on Raw.

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King Steventon

Oh God, that tag match was just botchorific. And the blindfold match was also pretty horrible. I laughed alot when all the TNA fanboys tried to defend it by claiming it had epic psycology to it.

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Marketh.

*Mark enters the thread...and gives a very generic answer...crowd boos*

Brock Lesnar vs Goldberg

I try to avoid matches that look like they'll be bad, so that's why I've come up with this. Wrestlemania XX was the only PPV I bought and that was because family was visiting who happened to like wrestling too. So imagine watching this match, while there's a couple folk in the room who already don't like the fake sport. Brock and Goldberg must've spent about 10 minutes, making a shit attempt to look intense before locking up, then resting. I was just thinking "get on with it!". When the match actually does pick up, I can't even remember what happened, I couldn't pay attention. I think they just skipped to their main moves and that was the match over. It was horrible.

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Silleh Willeh

There is TNA Fanboys?

Mark Henry vs. Undertaker WM22 was quite funny trying to watch an overated shitty big man, try to carry an either big sack a shit in one of the worst gimmick matches ever, just sums up Vince's love affair with terrible wrestlers...

King Steventon

That match was horrible. But I wouldn't really blame 'Taker, I mean if Kurt freaking Angle can't carry you to a good match, who can? If I remember corrected, Taker even busted out a fucking suicide tope too, so it's not as if he didn't try.

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Silleh Willeh

The Royal Rumble match was far better.

Tommy Platinum

That match wasn't horrible. It obviously wasn't great but there are far worse matches than Taker/Henry.

By the way, I lol'd hard reading Steve's description of that Survivor Series 93 match. Sounds hilarious.

Some which came to mind when I read the title:

Jeff Hardy vs Jeff Jarrett - Ladder Match... I think it was Victory Road 2004.
It was basically just botcherific, as was often the case with Hardy in TNA. If someone asked me the definition of the word 'sloppy', I would show them this match. The spots were often botched and they sucked anyway, Scott Hall interfered and we saw his usual comedy selling, and the finish was awful. Worst ladder match ever bar none.

Abyss vs Sting - Last Rites Match.... I forget the PPV
Does anyone remember how bad this was? Typical TNA with the cheap and tacky as fuck decor around the ring. Fucking plastic candlesticks and a tombstone which obviously wasn't made of anything remotely hard. Things like this really make TNA look laughable. The match was only memorable for a horrible bladejob by Sting and a series of extremely loud chants including ''Fire Russo'', ''We want Wrestling'' and maybe even ''This is Bullshit''. Tenay and West were stunned. I imagine those fans are still waiting on that wrestling request....

lol TNA x2, I'll throw in a WWE one.

Triple H vs Scott Steiner - Royal Rumble 2003.
Another fairly predictable choice, rather like Marketh's, but this is slightly less famously bad than the Goldberg vs Lesnar match, partly because of where the match occurred. It also happened on a PPV which also featured what many consider to be a 5* match in Angle/Benoit, which luckily took place AFTER this shitfest. When you see Steiner do the same lame throw 15 times in a match, you wonder how he ever got to a title match in WWE. Match was basically just slow, boring, repetitive, and painful to watch.

I might be back with a couple more. This is fun.

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Capone

Carlito vs. Mr.Kennedy from last year. That succeeded in being one of the worst matches that I have EVER seen in my life and pretty much showed why the two shouldn't of been pushed at all.

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Kizza

Jackie Gadya (sp?)& Nowinski vs Trish Stratus & Bradshaw. on Smackdown in 02ish I think. That match was fucking terrible. It went for like 3 minutes and had like 5 botches. Thank fuck it was over quick, but that's 3 minutes of my life I will never, ever get back.

Kevin Nash vs Triple H: Bad Blood 03 Hell In A Cell?

This match was shit. I think it ended in a no contest or something. What the fuck? And it went for like 10 minutes, and ended with Nash doing a horrible looking Jacknife through the announcers table. I watched it and though, my God.

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