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Old 05-19-2008, 07:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What are some of the funniest quotes you have heard throughout the years of wrestling ? From any promotion (WWE,WCW,ECW,TNA,NWA and whatnot)

One hilarious one was when JBL was at One Night Stand 2006 and the chant was chanting "You Suck Dick" at JBL and JBL then said "There are no women in the audience and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit booty" LMAO !!

Another hilarious one would be from King of the Ring 1999 I believe where Michael Cole was interviewing The Undertaker backstage and Cole asked "Can you withstand the charge of the Brahma bull" and Taker said "Can I withstand the charge of the Brahma bull, what question is that ? Let me ask you a question, what happens when you pull the balls off of a bull !!" LMAO !! Never thought I'd hear Taker say the word balls.
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Old 05-19-2008, 08:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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mine's would be from Jerry Lawler back in the day when he was really funny as opposed to a puppy maniac:

*I'm not a racist like Brett Hart, I hate everyone equally!
*He (Ahmed Johnson) has the IQ of 2 and it takes 3 just to grunt.
*Yokozuna is nothing but an ingrate. If it was not for Jim Cornette, Yokozuna would still be on a beach selling shade.
* (to an alabama crowd) I got a tough one for you. If your mom and dad got a divorce, would they still be brother and sister? Ha, Ha! That's a tough one, isn't it?

or Taker's line when the crowd was chanting "what" all the time:
taker: "say 'what' if you sleep with your sister"
crowd: "WHAT"
TAKER: "just like i thought"

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Old 05-19-2008, 12:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Undertaker: I'll tell you what I'm going to do: I'm going to knock your teeth so far down your throat you'll have to chew your own ass out for pissing me off.


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JBL: If Chris Masters was any smarter, he would be an idiot.


I dont want to take what you can give...
I would rather starve than eat your bread...
I would rather run but I cant walk...
Guess Ill lie alone just like before...
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Re: Funny Wrestling Lines
The Rock when he is asked about the Amergeddon Hell in a Cell

Rock: i don't care what you wanna call it Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage, Panus in Your anas
The Intervier:You do realise that you will have to beat 5 other men
Rock: maybe that means i have to beat Kurt Angle which means i am gonna have to drink a big glass of milk today eat some choclate chip cookies and take 3 viagra

thats all im remeber from that

theres Shawn Michaels at the dx speech
I did not sleep with that young intern............... we were up all night!!!!!

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When asked if he was bilingual, Trips reply was something like 'I'm a lot of things bi but that's not one of them. Wait.. did I just mean to say that?'
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Old 06-04-2008, 10:30 AM   #7 (permalink)
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hahah The rock one is great,...
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*chyna hits al snow with head*

"CHYNA JUST GAVE AL SNOW HEAD" - JR

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*chyna hits al snow with head*

"CHYNA JUST GAVE AL SNOW HEAD" - JR

fucking lold
That reminds me of a Don West one.

*Jarrett hits Ms. Brooks (Traci) with guitar*

"JARRETT JUST CREAMED MS. BROOKS!!"

It really was a name calling moment.


I dont want to take what you can give...
I would rather starve than eat your bread...
I would rather run but I cant walk...
Guess Ill lie alone just like before...
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Chris Jericho interrupts The Rock

I d'nt dive a brahma bulls ass ! what the rock has to say.. You with your uni brow and your just bring it.... Bring what ? a vomit bag ? a fig newton ? or how about a Y2J telling you to shut the hell up !!!!

later on in the promo. Rock takes the mic.

Smell what Y2J is cooking ? you want the rock to smell what y2j is cooking ? okay lets take for argument sake that you indeed want the rock to smell what your cooking, The rock will always do somthing ounce ... so here it goes...

Rock stops smells

OH there it is.. indeed the rock does smell what your cooking and quite frankly Chris Jericho what your cooking smells 100 % grade a money back guarantee, one bug bucket of Canadian moose piss...
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