Funny Childhood Stories

Necro

Ha I've told Rambo this one before

Used to be this kid Bill Wood he would buy 2 lunches during lunch with 2 lunchtickets.

He'd always eat chicken nuggets, but he hated ketchup. So he'd bring kfc sweet and sour sauce. You know the ones in those square little containers.

So one day we were in music class, and the fuckin kids little sweet and sour sauces broke in his pocket. Lunch was next period so he was getting ready. He starts crying we were in the third grade. So the music teacher comes upto him and goes what is that on your pants is that why you are crying cause you spilt somethign on your pants. He screams no its cause i have no fucking sweet and sour sauce for my nuggets...



LMAO classic

Blitzkrieg

Oh shit.. alright it's last day of 8th grade, graduation is later on that night.. so we have a nice little food fight planned just to wild out and go nuts in our last day a junior high.

Some fuckin' preps snitch to the office and peeps catch wind about shit be going down at lunch so like every teacher is sitting there watching everyone.. we are all like man.. fuck this, so one kid takes a milk container..you know the little 8oz. ones, opens it up and throws it like a fucking fastball right at somebody, milk splatters everywhere.. Kid gets up and starts throwing shit back.. and then it's on.. everyone starts throwing food all over the place, I saw some kids had the taco boats and were just winign their whole fucking trays across the room and shit.. Place was a disaster..

The teachers threatened to cancell graduation and hold us all back if we didn't clean it up.. we were like, yeah ok.. hold 100+ kids back? never happen..

So pretty mcuh everyone left and those snitchin preps sat back and cleaned it all.. frikkin' losers..

Then we had graduation and went and partied that night over rich kid's house.

Necro

^ haha classic

we had one like that at my school. Only thing is they shut the lights off, and started throwing full coke cans at people's heads. Lot of injuries that day