Fu*k the Police

Chewy

So I was driving to 7-11 at 4:30 this morning, just when I got to a traffic light (which was yellow when I went through) a cop just about cuts me off (he drove right onto a cross walk then stopped just where the white line meets the road), I tapped my breaks and said holy fuck, I just thought whatever and moved on. Then I pulled into the 7-11 and then the cop pulls in right behind me. He gets out, I looked out the window sortof glared at him He instanley said License and Registration please, I thought whatever and I give it to him, he takes it and says "what was that glare for?" I reply "You just about cut me off back there!", "He says "No I dident!" and then says "Have you been drinking tonight sir?" I reply "no!" he replys "Well your eyes are pretty red" I reply "Well it is 4:30 in the morning", He says "Can you get out the car please" I did what he say and then gave me the whole Sobriety test, after a little more chatting and taunting me (I was starting to get a little frusted with them) they ask me "why are you getting so angry sir" I reply "because I did nothing wrong!!!" then then reply "have you ever been arrested sir" I reply "no!!", they then said "Well im going to check out you license and registration" they go back into the His Piggy Car. After about 15 mins of them laughing and shit in the car (as I could see from my review mirror), they get out and ask me to do the same. Then said "do you know why I pulled you over" I reply "no!" they started to go off on How I could get to 7-11 so fast from a street that was 2 blocks away or something (meaning I was speeding, which I was but they can't prove it), and then they started to defend themselfs that they dident almost cut me off, that I was in the complete wrong. After about a good wholesome coversation with the police they said "well im going to give you a seat belt ticket, because you werent wairing a seat belt when you went through the lights (which I wasent) and since you have a class 5 license you should know that you you should only go through a yellow light if you can't stop before then and when you were haft way through it turned red" I cut him off "Well I hit my breaks haft way through because I thought I was going to hit.." he cutts me off "PLEASE DON'T CUT ME OFF SIR WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU SIR!! now if you want to fight this seat belt ticket go right on ahead because I got nothing better to do and I get paid to go to courtr, have a nice evening sir" I reply "Yeah whatever". I guess he over heard my coversation with my buddy (who was in the car with me) that I was going to fight the ticket if they gave me one.

FUCKEN COPS SUCK ASS!!!!

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

i hate cops. they are the fucking losers who got picked on in school everyday and now they try to be tough guys. whenever i am hammered i always yell "i hate cops' or "fuck the police" in front of everyone. I could care less.

Necro

VIP Room Moderator

yah cops are corrupt assholes

Dakstang

MMA Moderator

Yeah, some Cops are complete assholes.

I am considering becoming a cop, I hope I never act like that though.

Stop talkin' bout stayin' the course
You keep on beatin' that old dead horse
You know they lied about why we went to War
I can't take it no more

Mr. WikipediaSpamBot

People always say "fuck the police", but you don't say anything when you need them. The next time you need them I would love it if they were busy and couldn't get out to you right away.

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

lol it wouldn't matter where i live they are so fucking slow to respond anyways. one time someone stole shit from where i was working and we called the cops to come. now keep in mind the police station is prob like a mile away down the main street. it took no lie 10 minutes for them to show up.

Dakstang

MMA Moderator

Fuck the Police and a 502.

Stop talkin' bout stayin' the course
You keep on beatin' that old dead horse
You know they lied about why we went to War
I can't take it no more

Mr. WikipediaSpamBot

It has nothing to do with how close they are, it's based on priority. Something like a stolen wallet isn't importent so it's not a high priority, if the person was still in the building and had a gun they would have been there quicker.

Chewy

I think Kennedy is a Narc.

Mr. WikipediaSpamBot

I have nothing against the police, I also don't like all these people who let crimes go unsolved because they don't want to snitch.