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Old 04-07-2006, 06:06 AM   #11 (permalink)
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(p.s Ben Elton......!!!!! You couldn't have aimed higher than that, or are you admitting all your best work was done before 1992 as well)
Pointing out that my best work is written and not delivered personally.

And what you said.
I had a sig, once.
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Old 04-07-2006, 06:18 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Pointing out that my best work is written and not delivered personally.
And what you said.
Even then his best work was Blackadder, and even that was co-written with Curtis. (actually he acknowledged that Curtis carried on writing it mainly alone after writing the 1st one just by himself, but then sent the scripts for 2-4 to Ben just so he could put a few nob and bum jokes in!!). What other work is any good? The Queen stage show? Thin Blue Line? That insipid thing about parenting with Ardhal O'Hanlon that I can't even remember the name of? Man, Elton is massively over rated (not that I ever hear anyone other than you rating him!!)

I do like the idea though that you are writing the posts for other monkers. How much do you charge?
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Old 04-07-2006, 06:20 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Thus making the comparison's even more apt (not that I hear anyone other than me rating me!!).
I had a sig, once.
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Old 04-07-2006, 06:48 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I rate you.

Just not highly
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Old 04-07-2006, 08:47 AM   #15 (permalink)
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As for that Eric..Well long story short I had a Playboy, We were both drunk, he had a free ass, I always wanted to do a hobbit, and Miakal was on Vaction. So it was a one time deal and I will have to say Hobbits screw like Rabbits in heat.
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Old 04-07-2006, 08:55 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I found Eric to be an unsatisfying lover.
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:37 AM   #17 (permalink)
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19 stone cold tee shirts hanging in his wardrobe......BWAHAHAHA.....this guys life is funny.
How many times do I have to tell you that was 8 years ago? Those shirts are long since gone. That joke is worn out worse than the old Bulldog jokes.
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:40 AM   #18 (permalink)
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How many times do I have to tell you that was 8 years ago? Those shirts are long since gone. That joke is worn out worse than the old Bulldog jokes.
It's no way near as worn out as the old jokes about me. When you get about 8 or 9 posts everyday about you and your stone cold tee's.....that's when we'll start comparing what's worn and what isn't!!
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:46 AM   #19 (permalink)
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It's no way near as worn out as the old jokes about me. When you get about 8 or 9 posts everyday about you and your stone cold tee's.....that's when we'll start comparing what's worn and what isn't!!
I wish I had never mentioned the Stone Cold Shirts to begin with.

I bet you wish you had never mentioned your age either.
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:57 AM   #20 (permalink)
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