Rhyme about your fellow Monkers.

B-Money

King of the Arcade

kinda like this:
Danny Diamond has head lice.
Danny Diamond bangs field mice.
Danny Diamond bought scalped Super Bowl tickets from Mike Tice.
Danny Diamond, when upset, is not very nice.
Danny Diamond has been known to say gay things like, "once, twice, thrice".
Danny Diamond's favorite singer is Bo Bice.
Danny Diamond once put his wang in a vice.
Danny Diamond dresses like Don Johnson from Miami Vice.
Danny Diamond only gambles with loaded dice.
Danny Diamond, while shopping, often doesn't know the price.
Ok, that last one was dumb. But see how many you can do. Pick a Monk's member and rhyme about their many ineptitudes. Also, you can let people know if they missed any obvious ones. tee hee, I like fun games with rhymes. I really do. Yes. really. toodles.

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Chewy

BMoney fucks frogs.

BMoney fucks the frogs on tiny logs.

BMoney fucks the frogs on tiny logs in the fog.

BMoney fucks the frogs on tiny logs in the fog after a good jog.

BMoney fucks the frogs on tiny logs in the fog after a good jog while he watches his dog.

BMoney fucks the frogs on tiny logs in the fog after a good jog while he watches his dog rape the hog.

BMoney fucks the frogs on tiny logs in the fog after a good jog while he watches his dog rape the hog instead of playing pogs.

Danny Diamond

Founder/Admin

Chewy.....Uuuuuh.....Chhh-Chhh-Chhaaaa-Chheeew.

Crazy Chewy has sex appeal
Crazy Chewy once kicked a seal.
Baby Chewy had oatmeal for his last meal.
Nasty Chewy fucking loves the color teal.
Crazy Crewy asks his momma "Yo Bitch, what's the deal?"
Crazy Chewys mama said "Boy, I am gonna slap your ass fo real."

Oooooooooh. Chewy has mad sex appeal.

Chewy

:Crowd goes crazy as everyone stands up and claps:

:Chewy wipes tears from his eyes:

That was beautiful.

B-Money

King of the Arcade

damn, you guys are good.

Ok, J.C.

Joe Cool never acts a fool.
Joe Cool, while sleeping, tends to drool.
Joe Cool is too cool for school.
Joe Cool likes when pornstars touch his tool.
Joe Cool, on a dare, once banged a mule.
Joe Cool, after banging the mule, screamed "I Rule!"
Joe Cool was once caught swimming naked in Brittany Spears' pool.
Joe Cool crys inside when people are cruel.
Joe Cool once challenged the guy from "Princess Bride" to a duel. - "you killed my father, prepare to die!"
Joe Cool, on Halloween, dresses like a scary ghoul.
Joe Cool owns every CD by folk singer Jewel.


word.

B-Money

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator

B-Money is sometimes funny.
B-Money is Danny Diamond's honey.
B-Money lives in Mass.
B-Money just grabbed my ass!!!
B-Money likes gay bars.
B-Money posts like someone from Mars.
B-Money reflecting about poop.
B-Money giving everyone the scoop.
B-Money is one awesome guy.
B-Money doesn't even have to try.


*Ok I suck at this. Next please. lol

B-Money

King of the Arcade

Don't be too hard on yourself, J.C.

HOGAN

Hogan is a fantasy baseball commish.
Hogan likes to wack it to the CBS weather girl named Mish.
Hogan plays basketball and makes the ball go swish.
Hogan has been known to beat people with a fish.
Hogan was never a suspect in the case of the missing Molly Bish.
Hogan likes to donate to the foundation, Make a Wish.
Hogan likes to paint his unit green and flash girls on the street, he's carving out his own little perverted niche.

Bam, pow, zap!

B-Money