Jokes

Crocker

A London van driver used to amuse himself by running over every Manchester United fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their ubiquitous red colours. He would swerve to hit them and there would be a loud 'THUMP' and then he would swerve back onto the road.

One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest 'where are you going, Father?' 'I'm going to say mass at St. Joseph's church, about 2 miles down the road' replied the priest. 'No problem Father! I'll give you a lift! Climb in!'.

The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Manchester United fan walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. But, just in time, he remembered the priest, so at the last minute he swerved
back to the road, narrowly missing the bastard

However even though he was certain he missed the glory-hunting shite, he still heard a loud 'THUD.' Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything he turned to the priest and said 'I'm sorry Father, I almost hit the Manchester United fan.' 'That's okay' my son, replied the priest. 'I got the fucker with the door!'

inogenius

I've heard this joke before.

I think it was a white guy & white priest, hitting a black guy though.

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

I walked by the church the other day and saw 3 altar boys with their dicks in the snow. So out of curiosity I asked what they were doing and they replied "father likes a few cold ones after church."