Angelique

i thought since alot of us WC's are around bored during work day, ... why not make a story ...

ill start with a couple sentences... next person will copy n paste the previous person or use quotes for the lazy WC's
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*plz try to keep it fun... i KNOW you can do it*


Struggling to maintain my balance after leaving that cab, i swear that driver was auditioning for Nascar, I place my hand over my stomach to settle my nerves. Glancing up at that the flashing neon sign with only three lights blinking *Monk's Diner*, this is where everyone's dreams can come true huh? I straighten my shirt, make sure my jeans are smooth, and run my hands through my hair, hoping it will tame down. I take a deep breath and push the door open, as the blue haze of smoke clears, and my eyes adjust to the dimness of the room, I see ..........

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Tyler Durden

Simon. He tells me that I'm in the wrong place and that this is some kind of parallel universe. The place I should be looking for is called Wrestling Clique, not Monks Diner. Simon hits on me a little bit, which I don't mind, old guys need to get their rocks off somewhere, in the parallel universe he says his name is Danny Diamond and he is the "boss". I take this to mean he has a large penis. I walk through the swing doors into the WC bar, crossing Huggy Bear and Chewy going the other way. Standing on a table in the middle of the bar wearing nothing but tassles and shaking their booty for cold cash is....

Jayman

no way to make a living. But I do what I can to get by. I step down from the bar and head to the pisser. Slim is in there, and comments on my large genitalia. I ignore him and head to the sink to wash my hands. Suddenly, the pipes burst under the sink and water is spraying all over the room. I go to the door to make a hasty exit, but Captain Planet is there and knocks off the doorknob with his fist. Trapped in the room, the water is now about 3 feet deep. I'm getting scared, until suddenly.....

Angelique

Struggling to maintain my balance after leaving that cab, i swear that driver was auditioning for Nascar, I place my hand over my stomach to settle my nerves. Glancing up at that the flashing neon sign with only three lights blinking *Monk's Diner*, this is where everyone's dreams can come true huh? I straighten my shirt, make sure my jeans are smooth, and run my hands through my hair, hoping it will tame down. I take a deep breath and push the door open, as the blue haze of smoke clears, and my eyes adjust to the dimness of the room, I see .......... Simon. He tells me that I'm in the wrong place and that this is some kind of parallel universe. The place I should be looking for is called Wrestling Clique, not Monks Diner. Simon hits on me a little bit, which I don't mind, old guys need to get their rocks off somewhere, in the parallel universe he says his name is Danny Diamond and he is the "boss". I take this to mean he has a large penis. I walk through the swing doors into the WC bar, crossing Huggy Bear and Chewy going the other way. Standing on a table in the middle of the bar wearing nothing but tassles and shaking their booty for cold cash is....no way to make a living. But I do what I can to get by. I step down from the bar and head to the pisser. Slim is in there, and comments on my large genitalia. I ignore him and head to the sink to wash my hands. Suddenly, the pipes burst under the sink and water is spraying all over the room. I go to the door to make a hasty exit, but Captain Planet is there and knocks off the doorknob with his fist. Trapped in the room, the water is now about 3 feet deep. I'm getting scared, until suddenly.....

Gigglypuff storms into the room with her hip waders and a uncommonly large plunger. She glances over giving Jayman the once over and with a quiet reply says.

"For a man your size, I really thought you would be bigger."

Getting back to the task at hand she quickly drains the floor from all the water. She checks all the pipes, and flushes the toilets, when everything is in smooth working order. She heads to the door, flips her hair over her shoulder and replies .....

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Meldrew

Fuck me in the arse, donkey punch me, give me a pearl necklace and....

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RaiZ-R

...I'll kill you where you stand. So don't even think about it!

Angelique

Struggling to maintain my balance after leaving that cab, i swear that driver was auditioning for Nascar, I place my hand over my stomach to settle my nerves. Glancing up at that the flashing neon sign with only three lights blinking *Monk's Diner*, this is where everyone's dreams can come true huh? I straighten my shirt, make sure my jeans are smooth, and run my hands through my hair, hoping it will tame down. I take a deep breath and push the door open, as the blue haze of smoke clears, and my eyes adjust to the dimness of the room, I see .......... Simon. He tells me that I'm in the wrong place and that this is some kind of parallel universe. The place I should be looking for is called Wrestling Clique, not Monks Diner. Simon hits on me a little bit, which I don't mind, old guys need to get their rocks off somewhere, in the parallel universe he says his name is Danny Diamond and he is the "boss". I take this to mean he has a large penis. I walk through the swing doors into the WC bar, crossing Huggy Bear and Chewy going the other way. Standing on a table in the middle of the bar wearing nothing but tassles and shaking their booty for cold cash is....no way to make a living. But I do what I can to get by. I step down from the bar and head to the pisser. Slim is in there, and comments on my large genitalia. I ignore him and head to the sink to wash my hands. Suddenly, the pipes burst under the sink and water is spraying all over the room. I go to the door to make a hasty exit, but Captain Planet is there and knocks off the doorknob with his fist. Trapped in the room, the water is now about 3 feet deep. I'm getting scared, until suddenly.....

Gigglypuff storms into the room with her hip waders and a uncommonly large plunger. She glances over giving Jayman the once over and with a quiet reply says.

"For a man your size, I really thought you would be bigger."

Getting back to the task at hand she quickly drains the floor from all the water. She checks all the pipes, and flushes the toilets, when everything is in smooth working order. She heads to the door, flips her hair over her shoulder and replies .....

"Fuck me in the arse, donkey punch me, give me a pearl necklace and, ...I'll kill you where you stand. So don't even think about it!"


As Gigglypuff heads to the cleanin closet to put away her hipwaders and plunger. She smooths out her clothes and hair, she turns to scope out the bar waiting to tell anyone about what she saw in the men's room. Just as she heads over to tell A-Bomb what she saw, the doors swing open and in walks ..... <!-- google_ad_section_end --><!-- google_ad_section_end -->

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RaiZ-R

Tyler Durden. He's wearing that purple jumpsuit Eddie Murphy made famous during his Raw comedy routine, walking with a pimp limp, and smoking a fucking HUUUUUUGE cigar. He blows smoke into her face and says...

Duke

"im gay"

then duke kills all the nazis and does the hot girl.

Crocker

before relising that the hot girl is actually Mikk. Mikk really enjoys this as its his first ever sexual experience, well apart from that incident with........