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Flash_Back

Try to do all this is 1 post as I am bored

1. How old would you want to be right now? 18 as I like living in the moment and that is indeed my age

2. What has been the best movie to be produce in the lsat 5 years? Anchorman or Bourne Ultimatum (im hoping I can say Dark Knight after I goto the pictures this week)

3. When your alone in your car/truck... what is the one song you sing along to, yet would be embarrassed if you got caught? I sing along to everything dont really care

4. Morning sex... yay or nay? nay I like a long lie but afternoon sex is perfectly fine

5. Don't you think deep down you truly are a redneck, just don't want to admit it? Im from Scotland I seriously doubt it

6. What is the best place for pizza? according to the stuff thats in the freezer its chicago town

7. What artist should have never been allowed to produce an album? Most mainstream artists right now

8. What do you think your road rage level is? cant drive but probably high

9. Why should mommy/daddy buy everything for you instead of you getting a job? so i have extra money to buy clothes or something cool

10. What has been the worst invention ever made? not a clue

11. Do you really think you could have sex in a Burger King bathroom?? Ehh Yeah

12. What is the most boring video game ever made? World of Warcraft I just dont have the patience or years of my life to give away

13. Why should Jeff Gordon be the worst Nascar driver? dunno who he is but because he sucks by the sound of it

14. How do your like your hamburgers? when they give you meat sweats lol

15. If you won the lottery, what would be the most obnoxious thing you would buy? Dunno a Flash House?

16. Who would be the one person you would love to meet in dark alley?
Sophia Bush I hope she puts out

17. What would be a great Celeb Death Match on MTV? Cena vs Hogan the only thing people would care about is if they fuck each other up

18. What would make a great reality show series? One with me in it =D

19. Do you think Brooke Hogan is a stupid blonde? Dunno never met her would love a go on her though to be honest

20. If you got your hands on a celebs pr0n tape, whose would it be?
a gang bang including FHMs top 10 hottest women

1. Why sit on the sidelines at recess instead of playing with the others? Just been sent off for a two footed football challenge (soccer)

2. Since when did society decide to have no smokin in bars? Dunno but it was long overdue

3. Why can't we race 100 mph like ppl do in Monaco?Cos People Die

4. How can there not be enough good stuff on TV at 11pm? I always find something on here

5. What makes skateboarding, snowboarding and BMX riding extreme sport games?dunno I would include snowboarding but not the other 2

6. Why doesn't Hollywood produce a movie with an ending you can't quess within the first 10 mins? Well the ones that do end up being the good movies and not all movies can be good or else every movie would be average

7. What is the best lookin color for a car? Black

8. What is deal with bright colored crocs?Crocs? Crocidiles?

9. What is your pajamas style? My Boxers

10. What was your school years like? Good my Last Year was Best

11. What color created annoys you to death? None its a colour

12. When do you make the first move on her/him? End of First Date or do you mean like askin them cos thats hard to know

13. How far into the date do you know your going to get sex? Dunno

14. How do you tell someone that your not interested? I find it hard and awkward so open to suggestions...

15. How long after a breakup is it ok to started trying to hookup?With the person you just broke up with? others I think it depends on how serious the relationship was really.

16. According to Bill Clinton, he did not have sex with that woman... so does that mean then oral sex is sex???? No a Blowjobs a Blowjob you get one of them when you were younger you didnt say you lost your virginity so no it doesnt

17. What movie should NOT have been made? Date Movie

18. What would be the coolest exotic pet to have? Not really a pet person

19. Is it better to be East Coast or West Coast? Well Glasgow i live is on west coast so west coast.

20. What has been the best pickup line/move that worked for you? Im straight up just tell them if i like them or not etc

im not doing 20 as that seems to take forever ... so just 10 this time ...


1. Who is tougher .. the Navy or Marines?
Marines...The Navy full of pansies is the rumour i hear
2. What was the best moment in high school?
Girl rubbing her leg up and down my thigh and then into the crotch area was sweet while tryin to keep a straight face in Computing.
3. What is the best song to have sex to?
Apparently its Marvin Gaye but Im not a big song person when doing my business lol
4. Who would you like to find naked on a private beach?
Sophia Bush
5. What show needs to be back on TV?
Friends
6. You think Smurfette is ho?
Well my girlfriend has her on tshirt and shes hot when shes on my floor i suppose =P
7. Most retarded word every used in the English language?
Wicked
8. Do blondes really have more fun?
Nope Brunettes do it better well they do in my eyes
9. What is the big appeal about drift racing?
I have no appeal to drift race at all!
10. Burger King or McDonalds? McDees

Your name: Ross
Do you believe in God:Kinda
What was your first impression of me upon meeting:Never Met you, you seem nice I suppose
Color of your eyes: Green
Do you have any siblings:1 Older Brother
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you:Wait to I read the first thing on this post, how old do you want to be right now
What's your favorite type of music: Indie
What is the best feature about you: Eyes/Eyelashes
Am I shy or outgoing: I dont know you but if you mean me Im outgoing
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: See Above but if its me again I follow the rules I would say if i wanted to do something i would do anything to do it though
Any special talents you have:I can bend my thumbs in a right angle if thats classed as a talent lol
Would you consider me a friend: Sure How are you?
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:Angie?
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing would you bring? Captain Jack Sparrow cos if anyone has seen Pirates of the Caribbean you will know why or a durex machine whatever.

1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:

a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) Your blood-test results
c) Five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:

a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss SportsCenter

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

a) Healthy, creative love-play
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b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:

a) No concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c) A conservative estimate

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A moron
d) me

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

a) Appetiser is to entree
b) Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park ride

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
d) why she watching when she can give me a hand

1. Its a blind date... what do you wear?
Smart Jeans, Stylish tshirt, Stylish Zipper

2. What is it about the opposite sex that gets your attention?
Front: Smile
Back: Ass

3. Shouldn't Donald Trump get a new hair style? Blonde Mohawk naa just kidding couldnt care less

4. Who would win... Lion-o or He-man?He Man

5. What is better ... boxers or briefs?Boxers

6. Why are men's shirts so much more comfortable to wear then our own?cos their bigger and not tight?

7. Do you make the first move? Yeah usually

8. Plain M&M's or Peanut M&M's?Peanut

9. If a woman drives a truck why is she called a redneck?I call her a truck driver

10. Who was the first person you kissed and do you still talk to that person? Emma, No I was only like 6 or 7

1. Which is better Robot Wars Star Wars or Family Guy's Blue Harvest?Star Wars, Is the family guy the Star wars episode if so that one

2. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?Couldnt care less

3. Best sports moment of all time?Maradonas second goal against England where he ran from half way line and skinned bout 7 men and the goalie it was amazing....or the winner in celtics 2-1 victory over Inter in 1967 but thats personal :P

4. What is your first memory you have of wrestling?
Randy Savage winning WWF title/Reuniting with Elizabeth both stick out in my mind.
5. What has been your best Xmas ever and why?
Ehh I love them all
6. When celeb's children screw up whose should get the blame?
The child and the parents depending how bad the screw up is.
7. Most screwed up celebrity would be?
Someone shaving their head bald oh wait sorry Britney
8. Which of the seven dwarfs personifies you best – Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy, Happy, or Doc?
A mixture of 5 of them excluding sneezy and doc
9. If you could take a one-month trip anywhere in the world and money were not a consideration, where would you go? A Trip all over the USA
10. If you had to sell your soul for one thing, what would it be?Nothing is more precious than life itself


Thats all your questions answered lol

DD

Repped for answering all at once. Nicely done.

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Tyler Durden

1. Why sit on the sidelines at recess instead of playing with the others? Not a clue

2. Since when did society decide to have no smokin in bars? I'm fine with it, I don't smoke and now my clothes don't reek of smoke the next morning

3. Why can't we race 100 mph like ppl do in Monaco?It leads to death which, as a non-believer, is pretty final

4. How can there not be enough good stuff on TV at 11pm? Never have any problems finding something to watch, I mean c'mon they're are around 900 channels aren't there?

5. What makes skateboarding, snowboarding and BMX riding extreme sport games?Depends where you do them. I'd say they are only extreme if you're doing them in an extreme location or situation.

6. Why doesn't Hollywood produce a movie with an ending you can't quess within the first 10 mins? They're out there. Stop just watching the blockbusters.

7. What is the best lookin color for a car?Black

8. What is deal with bright colored crocs?What? Those shoes? I despise their ugliness if that's what we're talking about, regardless of the colour.

9. What is your pajamas style? Not applicable

10. What was your school years like? Absolutely fantastic.

11. What color created annoys you to death?Brown

12. When do you make the first move on her/him? Different on every date

13. How far into the date do you know your going to get sex? Again, it's never the same

14. How do you tell someone that your not interested?They usually get the point

15. How long after a breakup is it ok to started trying to hookup?Again, too random a question. Depends on each different situation.

16. According to Bill Clinton, he did not have sex with that woman... so does that mean then oral sex is sex???? Yes oral sex is sex. Especially when you stain their dress with your jizz Bill

17. What movie should NOT have been made? Spunky Birthday should not have been made without inviting me

18. What would be the coolest exotic pet to have? No idea.

19. Is it better to be East Coast or West Coast? It's better to be an indiviual

20. What has been the best pickup line/move that worked for you? Never used them

1. Who is tougher .. the Navy or Marines?
Marines

2. What was the best moment in high school?
All of it

3. What is the best song to have sex to?
It's not usually the song I'm into

4. Who would you like to find naked on a private beach?
Find them? What are they dead?

5. What show needs to be back on TV?
It's a Knockout (or Jeux San Frontiers)

6. You think Smurfette is ho?
I guess

7. Most retarded word every used in the English language?
Retarded

8. Do blondes really have more fun?
Course not

9. What is the big appeal about drift racing?
No idea what this is.

10. Burger King or McDonalds?BK. It's posh Macdonalds

Your name: David
Do you believe in God:No
What was your first impression of me upon meeting:Never met you or spoken to you
Color of your eyes: Blue
Do you have any siblings:2 brothers
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you:Nope
What's your favorite type of music: Rock
What is the best feature about you: Legs and eyes
Am I shy or outgoing: Like talking about yourself don't you?
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Zzzzzzz
Any special talents you have: Not particularly
Would you consider me a friend: No
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:?
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing would you bring?Blitz, so you'd have someone else to talk to?


1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:

a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) Your blood-test results
c) Five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:

a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss SportsCenter

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

a) Healthy, creative love-play
b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:

a) No concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c) A conservative estimate

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A moron
d) me

8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) Appetiser is to entree
b) Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park ride

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
d) why she watching when she can give me a hand

1. Its a blind date... what do you wear?
Nice jeans, shirt, shoes and a smile

2. What is it about the opposite sex that gets your attention?
Pretty face

3. Shouldn't Donald Trump get a new hair style? Works for him

4. Who would win... Lion-o or He-man?He Man

5. What is better ... boxers or briefs?Fitted boxers

6. Why are men's shirts so much more comfortable to wear then our own?Don't have a clue

7. Do you make the first move? Don't usually have to

8. Plain M&M's or Peanut M&M's?Peanut

9. If a woman drives a truck why is she called a redneck?I wouldn't call her that

10. Who was the first person you kissed and do you still talk to that person? Beverly when I was 6. I stopped talking to her because other boys told me she had fleas. Only for her to go on and get really hot in her college years

1. Which is better Robot Wars Star Wars or Family Guy's Blue Harvest?No idea

2. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers??

3. Best sports moment of all time? Ian Wright skipping around the Man U defence at the 1990 FA Cup Final

4. What is your first memory you have of wrestling?
Fit Finlay in a match in a bingo hall

5. What has been your best Xmas ever and why?
Never had a bad one

6. When celeb's children screw up whose should get the blame?
Depends how old the child is

7. Most screwed up celebrity would be?
No clue

8. Which of the seven dwarfs personifies you best – Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy, Happy, or Doc?
Sleepy at the moment, Dopey always

9. If you could take a one-month trip anywhere in the world and money were not a consideration, where would you go? A Trip all over the USA

10. If you had to sell your soul for one thing, what would it be?A guarantee to the health, wealth and quality of life of my children