aaron

Why can't all girls be like that...giving things a chance. How do you know if you don't like it if you don't try. Angelique...you're a testament to all the good women in the world

The Stunner

Lion-o is from THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER CATS! C'mon old man Google that shit!

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Mikk

1. Its a blind date... what do you wear? Nice shirt, jeans and trainers

2. What is it about the opposite sex that gets your attention? Eyes and smile

3. Shouldn't Donald Trump get a new hair style? He should just go bald

4. Who would win... Lion-o or He-man? He-Man of course

5. What is better ... boxers or briefs? Boxers

6. Why are men's shirts so much more comfortable to wear then our own? No idea

7. Do you make the first move? I try but wimp out

8. Plain M&M's or Peanut M&M's? Plain

9. If a woman drives a truck why is she called a redneck? She shouldn't be driving in the first place
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10. Who was the first person you kissed and do you still talk to that person? Her name was Kelly and no i've not spoken to her or kept in touch for years

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Chewy

1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:

a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town - Gitty Gitty

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) Your blood-test results
c) Five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:

a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss SportsCenter

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

a) Healthy, creative love-play - Does she come with a sandwich?
b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra - LMAO Thats fricken awesome

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:

a) No concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c) A conservative estimate

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A myth
b) An oxymoron - That subject could start a thread
c) A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

a) Appetiser is to entree
b) Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park ride

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy LMAO I did this to a chick before, she couldent get off so I did it myself all over her...Im not shallow, she was ugly.

b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place

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Angelique

1. Which is better Robot Wars Star Wars or Family Guy's Blue Harvest?

2. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

3. Best sports moment of all time?

4. What is your first memory you have of wrestling?

5. What has been your best Xmas ever and why?

6. When celeb's children screw up whose should get the blame?

7. Most screwed up celebrity would be?

8. Which of the seven dwarfs personifies you best – Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy, Happy, or Doc?

9. If you could take a one-month trip anywhere in the world and money were not a consideration, where would you go?

10. If you had to sell your soul for one thing, what would it be?

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Angelique

1. Which is better Robot Wars Star Wars or Family Guy's Blue Harvest? BLUE HARVEST.... now i had the time of my life .... an i owe it all to you .....

2. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? course they do .. its a cracker!

3. Best sports moment of all time? Red Sox winnin the world series after 88 years!

4. What is your first memory you have of wrestling? sittin on my parents couch watchin Kerry Von Erich ... cant remmy who he wrestled but i thought it was cool he was in jeans n reg style hikin boots instead of the wrestling costumes!

5. What has been your best Xmas ever and why? i was 8 i got the Barbie Dream House with a new Peachs n Cream Barbie doll... the only one i ever wanted!!

6. When celeb's children screw up whose should get the blame? Hello the parents cos they dont be crackin down on their kids ... they let them get away with anything cos their celebrities

7. Most screwed up celebrity would be? der Paris Hilton!

8. Which of the seven dwarfs personifies you best – Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy, Happy, or Doc? Doc ... cos i try to fix everything!

9. If you could take a one-month trip anywhere in the world and money were not a consideration, where would you go? England or Scotland ...

10. If you had to sell your soul for one thing, what would it be? One fantasy filled weekend with Jeff Hardy ... no strings attached!<!-- google_ad_section_end --><!-- google_ad_section_end -->

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DD

Ahem......it was 86 years.
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Crocker

I think people are starting to get fed up of these threads

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Meldrew

1. Which is better Robot Wars Star Wars or Family Guy's Blue Harvest? Haven't seen either

2. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? If they like crackers

3. Best sports moment of all time? HBK's return

4. What is your first memory you have of wrestling? Not sure

5. What has been your best Xmas ever and why? My son's first christmas, because it was cool to see him ripping the presents open and shit

6. When celeb's children screw up whose should get the blame? Pass

7. Most screwed up celebrity would be? Don't know, can't stand the fuckers

8. Which of the seven dwarfs personifies you best – Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy, Happy, or Doc? Grumpy

9. If you could take a one-month trip anywhere in the world and money were not a consideration, where would you go? America

10. If you had to sell your soul for one thing, what would it be? One meeeelion dollars<!-- google_ad_section_end --><!-- google_ad_section_end -->

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Ric Flair

1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:

a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) Your blood-test results
c) Five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:

a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss SportsCenter

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

a) Healthy, creative love-play
b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:

a) No concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c) A conservative estimate

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

a) Appetiser is to entree
b) Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park ride

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place