Why is it that....

Tyler Durden

When I buy porn (can't download on home pc!!) I have to do it from a newsagent shop where the proprietors are Asian/Indian?

Is this a racist thing? Maybe it's a language thing, maybe I'm just thinking....they can't judge me if they can't speak English as well as I do! (they likely can...)

Or maybe, just maybe, it's me subconsciously lining the pockets of the immigrant workers and doing my bit to make the UK a more free and liberal nation. Maybe, my jerking off is helping set us all free.

I'm happier now I've sorted that out.