Have you ever met....

Tyler Durden

A person that you don't know who would qualify as a look-a-like for you?

Wouldn't that be crazy?

Would you say...."hello, we look like each other....let's make some Mary Kate and Ashley style porn and get rich?"

Or would you just look the other way?

What if they looked the other way too? That'd be some spooky shit.

What if, somewhere in this world, right now, my own look a like is posting something similar on another board?

I have paranoia now and am going to lock myself in the bathroom.

aaron

heck i'm chinese...all 1 billion + of us look alike

Gigglypuff

Never seen anyone who looks like me, but seen afew lookalikes of my friends. So much so that Ive almost waved and said hi total strangers and looked like a fool.

PeaceSells

Super Moderator

This reminds me of a story when my friend went up to a guy who looked like a close friend of ours in a nightclub and started stroking him in a very inappropriate manner in very inappropriate places, when said young man was talking to a girl. Needless to say it wasn't our friend and much shoving and pushing ensued. Ahhh, good times.

Tyler Durden

Ah see, when you say that, it's funny.

When I say it, the Yakuza get all grumpy and bump up my interest payments

aaron

You damn right...double standards totally rock!!!

Although the Yakuza are assoicated with Japan...its the triads you need to be worried about.

Tyler Durden

Not much call for them around here. Triads you say? I laugh in their general direction.

Zar

There was a guy at my University that looked like me from a year prior. He had a shorter beard and had his hair flipped up, which is how I looked before I grew my beard out and started shaving my head.

It was odd, we would pass in the hall and kind of stare at each other, but we never said anything. But I could always hear the people with him react to how weird it was, and if anyone was with me they would do the same.

Once I was at a bar downtown and a girl came up to ask me if I was single, I said I was in the summer. She explained that she had seen me with a couple girls at the same bar over the summer, and thinking it was the guy I look like, who was also dating her friend, she would call her friend, who would then go on to tear into her boyfriend (the guy that looks like me.)

The whole thing is fucking weird.

Jackie Pies on Jackie Pies:
"Did I ever mention that I'm not really made of pie? Nor have I ever baked myself into a pie."

Tyler Durden

Wouldn't it have just been the very best to have "done the dirty deed" with this guy?

Oh sure, that may mean some lifestyle changes for both of you, but what a story to brag about in the bar someday and impress your friends, work colleagues, peers and maybe even your wife and children with.

I drew pictures for mine

Zar

Who says I haven't sir. I'm just not a man that likes to kiss and tell. I think Erin said hi to the guy once and thought I was ignoring her.

Jackie Pies on Jackie Pies:
"Did I ever mention that I'm not really made of pie? Nor have I ever baked myself into a pie."