Tyler Durden

WC Hall Of Famer

Well that may be true, but if you had to choose and take one of the following -

Being Deaf
Being Blind
Being Dumb (as in not able to speak, not as in Narc)

Which one would you have to go for.....I'm serious I'll blow your frikkin brains out if you don't answer, and let's face it, you haven't got brains to spare.

The Half Boy

I think I'd rather be Dumb.

Being blind would be awful. There are far too many amazing things in the World, like boobs, for me to look at.

And deafness would be a major downer. I couldn't appreciate music, or the screams of a girl in sexual ecstacy. (of course, the screams come from next door, but what the hey)

If I was dumb, though, I don't think much would change. I could have a little whiteboard around my neck. I'd always have something to doodle on, anyway.

Thinking about it, a dumb kid came into work the other day. He handed me a note with his order on, and at the bottom it just said "Sorry, he can't talk"

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Tyler Durden

WC Hall Of Famer

I'm going to go for deaf. Hell I can learn how to lip read so I can work around it. It's not like you can work around dumb (unless you've got a board!) or blind (unless you've got a really cool blind dog).

Miakal

You've stolen my idea of using 70s rock songs as titles to threads.

I think I'd go with blind. That seems pretty interesting and with that you really have to focus your senses and life on other things, which isn't such a bad thing.

Plus, you can always feel tits. And I'd rather do that then see them.

Snowman

Well, I am already 3/4 dumb, therefore I pick deaf. If I could pick mute, then that would be it tho. No1 wants to hear what I am saying. No1 even knows what I am talking about most of the times...the truth is, I dont know what I'm talking about :S

Miakal

I haven't understood a single thing you've said since 1988.

Jackie Pies

I pick deaf b/c I'm sick of listening to people's shit. Damn assholes.

Danny Diamond

Founder/Admin

I would pick dumb.

Therefore I could never say anything stupid ever again.

I could still type it though.


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Chewy

Shitty thing about being Deaf is that it comes with dumb (cant speak) too. I already keep quiet already so dumbs out, so that leaves blind and I wanna see what its like to experince that soooo im going with Sight.

Mr. Kennedy

Not being able to speak is called being mute.

I don't speak that much anyways so I would pick being mute.

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