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Old 01-17-2006, 06:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Monks Films

There are rumours going around that Monks-Diner is venturing into the movie industry.

These are some of the movies they are thinking of producing:

Dumb and Dumber starring DK and KJ

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly starring Je Cool, Chewy and DK...in no particular order lol

Speed staring Blitz and Jackies

Pretty Woman starring DK and KJ
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:20 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Dumb and Dumber....!!

Pretty Woman....!!!

And to think I respected you

Well...

Didn't wish on you a particular horrid death anyway.

Back on topic, I too have heard this rumour, popular Monks films will include -

Crocodile Dundee starring Disco as a mean Aussie that likes to wear shorts

Schindlers List starring Miakal as the Nazi saviour of the jews

Citizen "I Vote for" Kane starring Narc

American Beauty starring Erin (gitty gitty) and, oh I don't know any of you perves that stalk her

Fight Club starring me and KJay. It turns out that KJay is just a figment of my imagination and so I kill him. It's a happy ending.

To Kill A Mockingbird starring Miakal again as a Lawyer that saves a negro

Some Like It Hot starring Chewy & Brandon as two cross dressing dudes

Forrest Gump starring Danny Diamond as a complete moron

Bride of Frankenstein starring Peppermint Fizz

Bonnie & Clyde starring Joe C and Lady Garnett as a couple of people that seem nice but, allegedly, are murderous filth!!

Almost Famous starring Mikk as, not a rock journalist, but a wrestling journalist hanging with celebs and ultimately becoming disenchanted by their lifestyle (or something)

The Hustler starring Narc as a guy that makes no money at all

Die Hard starring Dak as a guy that wears a vest and has a gun

Gladiator starring Slim.....sorry about your wife and kid and the whole dying thing

The Green Mile starring Tom Dogg as a really really big guy and Mr K as a guy that acts like he's in charge but actually has trouble peeing.

The Graduate starring Brandon as a guy that thinks he's cool but in truth can only score his chicks Moms

Kill Bill starring Jackie as a gal that kicks ass on a monumental scale and watch out for that heart punch

The Terminator starring PP2 as a guy that likes to wear leather and hang out with young boys

Psycho starring Fieldmoose as a complete nutter and Emma as the chick in the shower

The Shining starring BMoney as a guy that you wouldn't want to be left alone in a building with

The Wizard of Oz starring all the rest of you....as munchkins
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:30 AM   #3 (permalink)
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lol I just pissed my pants. I cant wait for The Green Mile to come out.
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Old 01-17-2006, 10:10 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 01-17-2006, 09:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I heard theyre gonna make Alive.

Those who will star in this movie are:

DK as Unknown guy, the guy who dies instantly during the plane crash.

Emma37th as Jackie, the girl who kept all the boys entertained during those rough days.

Danny as Forrest, the guy who cut off every dead person's private parts (/ /U\ \) and ate them without sharing.

KJay as Billy, the guy who pissed in his own pants everyday to keep warm.

Chewy as Boner, the guy who kept harassing Emma.

Miakal as Kim Jong, the guy who no1 understood.

Tom Dogg as Stiff, the guy who found himself dickless, after Forrest cut it off during his sleep.

Disco Raheem, as Crocodile Dundee, the guy who took on nature and found civilization, but never bothered to tell rescuers about the others.
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Old 01-17-2006, 10:50 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Starsky and Hutch

Bulldog .... David Starsky
Miakal .... Ken Hutchinson
Joe Cool .... Huggy Bear
Narc .... Captain Doby
Tom Dogg .... Reese Feldman
emmathe37th .... Kitty
Danny Diamond .... Kevin
Jackie .... Holly
Erin .... Staci
K Jay .... Chau (as George Kee Cheung)
Disco .... Manetti
Peppermint Fizz .... Heather
Dak w/ a wig on .... Mrs. Feldman (look on the bright side dak, you got a part.)
Spinoff .... Eddie
Slim .... Bartender
B-Money .... Big Earl
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Old 01-18-2006, 02:43 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I never used to watch Starsky and Hutch so I don't know who Captain Doby is. I bet he is a cool guy tho lol.

The Breakfast Club is under production as well...those starring in it are:

The criminal: Jackies captures this character to perfection. Badass womanizer who takes crap from no1.

The brain: Disco impresses everyone with his intellect and his innocence in bed.

The jock: Tom dogg likes sport in real life so this was an easy role to play for him. He also looks damn good in those tights, if you know what I mean.

The Princess: Being a princess is not new to Erin. She was the first to be cast in this movie. Some say an Oscar is in her future for this role.

The kook: Emma plays the role of the unstable girl who loves sex. I have heard she has a nude scene in this movie as well

The teacher: Miakal is Dick, the teacher who hates all the children, but in reality wants to have intercourse with all of them, especiall Tom Dogg when he is wearing his sexy tights.

The janitor: DK is the old, simple minded janitor who picks up garbage and snoops around children's lockers.
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Old 01-18-2006, 05:41 AM   #8 (permalink)
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The janitor: DK is the old, simple minded janitor who picks up garbage and snoops around children's lockers.
It's the role I was born to play.

Big reps to Chewy and Narc for awesome efforts

*Edit, okay can't rep Narc for a while...he get's too much love from me already apparently.
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Old 01-18-2006, 06:39 AM   #9 (permalink)
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^ Sweet.

Ohhh and Narc google his name, lol.
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Old 01-18-2006, 06:57 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Mystery Men

Danny Diamond .... The Blue Raja
Erin .... Monica the Waitress
Miakal .... The Bowler
Narc .... Captain Amazing/Lance Hunt
Joe Cool .... The Shoveller
Dak (in a real role) .... The Invisible Boy
Jackie .... Dr. Annabel Leek
BMoney .... The Spleen
Disco .... Casanova Frankenstein
Bulldog .... Mr. Furious
KJay .... The Sphinx
Fieldmoose .... Dr. A. Heller
Slim .... Tony P.
Spinoff .... Big Red
Peppermint Fizz .... Violet, The Blue Raja's Mom
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