Gay Marriage

Tyler Durden

Has just become legal over here.

Have you had this for a while in the US or is it just in certain states?

Have you ever been to a gay wedding? Have you ever been to a gay stag night? Do you ever sometimes notice "movement" in your jeans when you see the circus and all those Russian gymnasts in their tight little.....erm scatch the last bit.

I've got a couple of gay mates but they're not involved with anyone at the moment. I'd love to go to a gay wedding. I've even grown a moustache especially.

Joe Cool

Administrator

Tell Miakal.

He's still looking for the right one.

Tyler Durden

I thought he was a hermaphrodite not gay. Doesn't that mean that anyone could technically be the "right one"

Joe Cool

Administrator

Yes.

As long as you practice the don't ask don't tell policy.

Jackie Pies

I always thought a hermaphrodite would be perfect for me. But I want one of those ones that looks like a hot chick, just w/ a dick.
Basically, some of the states over here have civil unions, which are a nice way of saying "We hate the gays". Kansas truly hates gays as we banned gay marriage in our state constitution and yet still felt that that wasn't enough and so last year we had to pass an amendment repeating how filthy wrong they are and saying that couples in civil unions or even common law married (which is basically what Craig and I are) can't have power of attorney over each other and may have trouble getting their benefits to cover each other. Basically, b/c I live in KS, I'm glad I chose a man. If it ain't straight, it ain't great, or some such horseshit...

Mr. WikipediaSpamBot

The only state that allows gay marriage is Massachusetts(although they are trying to get a state amendment banning it). Like Jackie said thought several states do allow civil ceremonies which is basically marriage without any of the benefits(like lower taxes and shared health benefits). New York doesn't allow gay marriage or civil ceremonies, although the mayor of a town called New Paltz tried to perform some wedding ceremonies(but a judge struck them down).

Tyler Durden

I've seen pics of hermaphrodites before guys (don't ask how!) and it's never quite what you'd imagine.

It's like they're always real ugly and have a vagina, but there is like a tiny thing (resembling a dick) just inside.

I think the Jackie Gayda with a big dick that our J is after is sadly just a myth.

Jackie Pies

I've seen (slightly) hot chicks w/ dicks in pornos before (they had vag too, but I would fastforward thru the scenes w/ men doing the herms). Of course, I've seen the hiddeous hermaphrodites too. I want the hotter ones. I'm so shallow.

Tyler Durden

Girls with big boobies are allowed to be shallow.

I think it's in the bible or something

Miakal

I don't believe in gay marriage or chicks with dicks.

It's not the way god, or I, intended it. God, or I, intended everyone just fuck me. And marriage is wrong.

It's an unholy act. Just ask Bulldog's wife, when she's not crying.