If you owned a Porn Company?

Tyler Durden

Would you abuse your position? Maybe be tempted to try the goods? Could you be trusted or would you rather be thrusted? If the company did well would they be deemed to have liquid assets?

All those questions just so I could put that lame ass joke in.

That's just lame.

Mr. WikipediaSpamBot

I'd be like Hugh Hefner and have several of the models as my girlfriends. Unlike him however, I would not discourage women from getting breast implants and I would actually concentrate on featuring big breasted women in my magazine and videos.

Joe Cool

Administrator

I thought Heff likes fake boobs?

That's why they invented those other magazines like Perfect 10 who like natural girls.

If I owned a porn company I would be dead because my wife would kill me.

Does that count as an answer DK? hahah :mello:

Mr. WikipediaSpamBot

Playboy now has a policy that you have to look natural, and they will not use you if it's obvious that you have implants. I think they make exceptions for certain people though(like Pamela Anderson).

Jackie Pies

I hate playboy, why would they hate fake looking girls when they airbrush the hell out of them. Perfect 10 can be pretty good. Overall I prefer The Mirror- but you guys can't see that. haha.

Is it John Hughes that has the videos w/ the breasty women? I can't remember. But I don't think that's right. I think Hughs' is a porn star. Who's the guy who is famous for having busty women in his films? They just came out w/ a dvd several months ago about his best work. Elaine mentioned his name in a Seinfeld episode where she thought all the waitresses had large breasts. hmmm.

If I had a porn comp, well. Yeah, it'd be filthy. And Craig has 2 cameras so don't think I haven't thought about it. Hiring on some people and filming them.

Tyler Durden

Is it really sad that if I ever see any porn (and believe me that's rare these days) I always prefer the girl next door or milf women to the uber sexy ones?

I can't help but notice that Mr K has mentioned Hugh Hefner twice now today. Is there something you want to tell us? Do you walk around your house smoking a pipe and wearing a silk gown?

Mr. WikipediaSpamBot

Haha, no. I don't actually like Playboy that much. With the internet I don't buy porn magazines anymore but when I did it was usually Score.

B-Money

King of the Arcade

I used to find old, ripped up, soggy porn magazines in the woods behind my house when I was a kid. It was awesome. Looking back on it, I really have to wonder who the hell left them there. Was it a homeless guy? There aren't too many of them in Hingham so I doubt it.

B-Money

Miakal

I'm guessing it was a child molester. He was probably jerking off as you were.