Taking a dump

Miakal

First off, I apologize to the ladies who may read this.

What's the biggest shit you've ever taken? Have you ever taken such a big dump that you wanted to take out the weights and scales and slap it on there for historical accuracy? I do.

My brother says that everyone shits their pants but just doesn't talk about it. Is this true? One time I woke up in the middle of the night and started running to the toilet, I didn't even know what was going on or if I was dreaming, and it felt like a shotgun shell had exploded in my spine. But it wasn't in my spine, it was in my trousers. And something brown filled up my slippers.

I've been late to school and work because I had to take a dump. Does anyone have this? Sometimes I'm late, I'll just come in the door and then I'll realize I have to take a dump. Dire dump situation. And I do.

And I'm late for my activities because of it.

Overall I liken dumps to meditation. I'm in my private zen world there, nobody can touch me or harm me except myself.

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator & WC HOF'er

I always hate to use the toilet at work.

It's because some freak before me always doesn't flush and leaves a pile of brown surprise waiting for the next person.

Even if you work up the courage to try to flush that rat bastard down the toilet it usually overflows and you're stuck trying to decide if you want to clean it up and have someone think you made it or just walk out and find another restroom down the hall.

Ugh.

Miakal

Sometimes when one of my friends farts I like to pretend he shit his pants all over. It makes me feel better.

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator & WC HOF'er

You mean he sharted?

I'm scared to ask if you know what that means. lol

Miakal

...sharted? hahahha what does that mean?

B-Money

King of the Arcade

I once took a dump that was one solid, giant log-sized turd. I'm talking like 10 inches in length with 3-4 inches of gerth. Anyways, when I flushed the toilet it spun around a couple times and finnaly broke in half from the water pressure and went down like the Titanic. All it was missing was people holding onto railings and deck chairs trying not to fall into the ocean!

B-Money

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator & WC HOF'er

Shit a little when you fart = Sharted

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator & WC HOF'er

You forgot Celine Dion singing the theme song.

haha

Miakal

hahahahah That's fucking nasty. I've had those though.

What did you eat?

I've sharted quite a bit in my life, Joe. Sometimes I fart, run to the bathroom, and have to drop my drawers to see what happened. 90% of the time I'm okay. But that other 10%...

Danny Diamond

Founder/Admin

You know what's funny about this encounter?

I have always kinda seen a little bmoney in Miakal. The sense of humors are EXACTLY the same. You know how sometimes you relate people in real life to some of the net people? Yeah, bmoney is Miakal to a T.

Trust me, neither one will be able to offend/outgross the other.

WORD.