halloween stories?

Suffy

any interesting halloween stories from years past or last night?

i had one last night we werent trick or treating yet , we decided to go to joey only's seafood restaurant for some all you can eat fish, and we were the only ones in the restaurant bc it was like 3 and we were being loud not really obnoxious and i was being polite to the waitress and this kid who was with us robert said titty bar randomly as the waitress was walking by so she sat down with us and made him tell a story and it was fucked up it was like cooler kick out i unno, but it was funny bc this 32 year old (im guessing) waitress with a 12 year old kid (she told me she had a kid) was hitting on this dirty 16 year old (he looks uber dirty) made my halloween

o and as we were leaving my buddys house to go to my othe buddys house his mom was like no hanky panky and i just burst out laughing twas like i promise you i wont have sex with your son...she gave me a dirty look...crazy croatian lol (my buddy is pure crotian and we just call him croatia)

thats mine yours?

Ajax

Apart from going egging with my mates, wich eventually resulted in my dad's car getting absolutely ass raped with eggs, leaving about 10 deep scratches in the paint. Anyone know a good way to get deep scratches out of a car before my parents get home on friday?

Escavayne

Eh..lit off mediumscale fireworks (shoots round 40 Ft) in the middle of the road all over town. Put some in peoples front lawns..Those ones were ussually just small showering types..Tossed some firecrackers and jumping jacks (about 1 inch long thin little firecrackers that are strung together and theres about 16 of them) out the cars windows while slowly driving by Trick or Treat'rz and one of my friends stuck one to this old ladys ass when he threw it out the window it was hilarious it stuck to her ass and went off and she kept trying to get it off. Later that night we were walking around getting candy in the same fucking spot and this lady in a white suv drives by and took a pic of me so I chassed her fucking suv like 30 feet while yelling random shit at her and then danced back over to were I was then she drove around and slowed down by us saying shit like "We are reporting you to the police!" Haha. Oh and earlier..we tried lighting of Showering works wich spray into the air about 10 feet sparkles and shit and this field and it had like 2 feet high grass we almost had a fucking fullscale fire in the field. Then we took out some big tubes of fireworks and put them on the top of the two highest hills in town and blasted them off. They went around 70 feet and were real cool.

Yeah..I had a wolf mask on most of the time.

Guardian Devil

I know Bon got to see his first pair of boobies, but I'll let him expound on that.

"yo james i see u on da flip side yo GD watch ya fuckin mouf i fuck u up but u aint nowhere in sight so what chu wanna do faggot"

Bon

Dr. Kill'Tjoy

So me and my buddies Kevin went trick or treating around my neighborhood, and then we find Shamir and James. They already passed the houses we were going to so we just kept switching costumes and getting more candy. After James and Shamir go back to Shamirs house, I walk up to a door to get me some candy, and this old lady kept me and Kevin for 10 minutes! She was like "I wonder how you say yourwelcome in Spanish" (I was a mexican and I said gracias to go with my costume) and "You remind of Sammy." We learned her son Sammys life story and then the lady FINALLY let us go. Fuckin alzheimers disease.

Troy

There are some illegal activities that I had done when I was younger. Nothing really funny or interesting, but more retarded kid things.