my finger/mcdonalds

Suffy

im just doing this thread right now really for 2 reasons to see how well i can type and to tell u guys about the end of my shift at mcdicks

well i was making a big mac with 30 seconds left on my shift, bam 11 hit and i go to clock out then change well low and behold the pies are ready being the great person i am i press the timer so it stops beeping and grab an oven mit to take them out, but the oven mit was under the tomata slicer so i lift up the slicer but unluckily it falls down being the loyal servant to mcdicks that i am i tried to stop it and save the muffins and i did save the muffins i placed the slicer back up grabbed the mit and pulled out the pie i go to wash my hands but i look at my finger and hand and they are completely red i mean im gushing blood here, i go to the manager we put some pressure on it it continues to bleed it stops for a second and guess whar we notice

IM MISSING A CHUNK OF MY FINGER... FUCK YOU ALL IM MISSING A CHUNK OF MY LEFT INDEX FINGER so yea...missing skin end of shift ...fuck typing with no left index finger is hard

Twist of lEMOn

ouch, sounds like a bicth suffy =[ sorry to here that my emo buddy...but chicks dig teh scars

Mrs Teddy

Suffy... why is it you that must go through all this Suffering? Thats unlucky suffins, Im sure you will pull through like the champion you are.

Twist of lEMOn

oh btw...post pics >.>

Ajax

That story has obviously been fabricated to make himself seem less cool. The real truth is that he was saving a bus load of children from a pack of savage wolverines when one of them took a chunk out of his finger.
Stop trying to deny your coolness suffy.

Dr. Kill'Tjoy

Oooowwwwcccchhhh!!!!

Suffy

ill put some up later tonight shaun