worst chat up lines.

Luke-E · 09-16-2006, 06:24 PM

worst chat up lines ever, so dave don't use these.

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I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

*Lick finger and wipe on her shir* Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

Nice legs....what time do they open?

Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

You might not be the best looking woman in here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

if it's true that we are what wwe eat, then I could be you by morning.

*Look down at your crotch* Well it's not just gonna suck itself.

You know, if I were you, then I'd have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

These clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

My name is [inset name].....remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them

James Deuce · 09-16-2006, 07:12 PM

How was that bad...that shit was hilariouse my favorite:You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

~And~
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

Luke-E · 09-16-2006, 07:15 PM

some are that bad there good,lmao. i would never use any but the army one if i was pissed.

09-16-2006, 07:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
Luke-E Formerly J.V. Status: Offline Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: in a hole near you Posts: 1,277 vBookie Cash: 790 Rep Power: 4	some are that bad there good,lmao. i would never use any but the army one if i was pissed.
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