MWF Preview Show

Jayman

Super Moderator

**The show begins with color commentator extraordinare Jayman sitting alone in a studio, with index cards in his hand. He is wearing a tux, for some unknown reason, and is smiling at the camera as the show begins**

Good morning...or afternoon if you're in the UK...or evening if you're Eric the Aussie. I'm King Jayman, your lovely commentator of the MWF, the Monks Wrestling Federation. I'd like to welcome you to our Preview Show, which is designed to do many things. First off, our initial announcement is to say that we know you've been waiting for our next show, and the good news is that we are almost back! The superstars (read as "writers") took an extended break for the holidays, but we are back on track and soon enough, you will see our next installment of MWF: Raw is Monks! I would say within the next week, you'll be getting the next show fed directly to your telev....uh...computer.

**Jayman shuffles his index cards around, and moves onto the next order of business. He has a sip of his water, which may or may not be straight vodka on the rocks.**

The next order of business is to refresh all your memories about what has happened thus far in the MWF. In our inagural pay-per-view, "Survivor Monks", we crowned our first World Champion and Tag Team Champions. Inogenius and Invictus, collectively known as I-squared, won the tag straps against the "African Hooligans" Rambo and Necro, but did so with a little assistance by Mr. Britannica, their encyclopedia of choice. Simon was crowned our World Champion when he beat Erin in the finals of our world title tournament. "The Conscience of Monks" Mr. Joe Cool was the special guest referee of the bout, and counted the three against one of his nemesis...or is it nemesi?...Nemesee?.....Simon.

Simon, you may remember, is the leader of the group MWO, or the Monks World Order. With him is Giganto, crowned at Survivor Monks as the official #1 contender, and Blade, who has won a date as of recently with Gigglypuff. Giganto can cash in his world title match anytime he chooses, but the big man (in more ways than one, so I hear) has chosen to wait, presumably while his buddy Simon is at the helm. Blade recently won a date with Gigglypuff over his opponent, and Giggly-admirer, Mikk at "Survivor Monks". As a result, when we come back with our next show, we will join the date LIVE to see how Blade and Giggly develop. Blade has also mentioned that he cannot lay a hand on Blade without a victory over Gigglypuff, something the Mikkster didn't like hearing. It remains to be seen what will happen there. Is Gigglypuff even interested in Mikk? Find out as these stories, and more, develop.

Elsewhere, the dynamic duo of Emma and Half-boy seem to have even the scores against adversaries, and fellow UKer's, Crocker and Phantom, in the form of newcomer CM Drunk. He "saved" the 50% Full Boy from a beatdown, much to the joy of Emma. We'll see where that partnership develops, but for the time being it appears that Half-Boy has found a way to even the odds.

All that and more! The big Samoan, Suntan Superman, made his unexpected return the last time we were on the air. SS, who hasn't been seen since our first episode months ago, ran into the ring to break up the battle between Simon and Erin. To the crowds surprise, SS turned and hit his Dominator finisher on Erin, rendering her unconcious.

**Jayman takes another sip of vod...water, and stands up. He looks offscreen and in walks Commissioner Felix! King Jayman is all smiles to the boss, and shakes his hand and offers him a seat. Felix remains standing, and shoos Jayman off camera. The Commish speaks to the loyal fans.**

As you know, many things have changed around here since our last show over a month ago. These changes will reflect in our federation as well. You will note some changes in our next show, so don't be alarmed. Also, we've had some newcomers to this community, and in time we will try and incorporate them to our federation. So please be patient everyone. There is only so much time to air in our timeslot, so we can only include so many people. We will mostly be sticking to our 1-show every other week format, but then again the shows might appear more frequently depending. Expect our next pay-per-view event, with the Royal Rumble theme, to be shown sometime in the next month or so. Until then….

**The camera begins to fade, but not before Jayman comes back on-camera, hiding behind Felix and waving estatically at the camera as the Preview show fades to black**

Balla

Video Games Moderator

hahaha looking forward to the next episode of MWF

Zar

glad to hear this is continuing

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