The people you see in gyms

Tyler Durden

Can usually be narrowed down to certain "types", you've got -

Milfs - Yummy mummy's trying to shed poundage usually or just hanging out there because they're looking to hook up behind hubby's back

Same 10 guys - These are the same 10 guys that you see there all the frikkin' time. And do they ever get fitter? No. Do they ever get more ripped? No. Aside from the milfs, why are these guys here?

The very fat - God bless 'em. Here for 2 weeks, killing themselves, faces red and contorted, they'll hurt like hell in the morning.....and then they'll stop coming with some feeble excuse but are tied into an annual deal and can't leave the gym so have to carry on paying for nothing. They'll re-join next year lol!!

The cardio babes - Hot women basically. Never near any machines aside from the bikes, the tread and the step and by god it's hard not to keep staring at them whilst your there. Especially when they're facing you on the step or tread bouncing all over the place!

What other types do you see in your gym?

Suntan Superman

WC's Resident Samoan

Athletes. More or less the Women's Softball Team, Track Team, etc. The only guys team here is the Basketball. Other than that. We have your on again off again trainer.(Like Me) Who goes hard at one week, looks like he's doing good, and then disappears for awhile to come back in the same shape he is when he started.

Blitzkrieg

Administrator

lol.. I think Tyler hit the nail on the head except for one thing.. My type. Basically, we are the weekend warriors who work out like crazy all week because of all the trash we put in our system over the weekend.

thirty7

We only have the "Same 10 Guys" and the "Cardio Babes" at my gym..well apart from me, im obviously a Milf.

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Zar333

The dude who used to be athletic. Often rocks his University sweatshirt despit being around 40-50 and tells you (and anyone that makes eye contact)about how he could have played pro football except he hurt his knee.

Poped collar douchebags who dress up entirely too much for the gym, only work their arms and often work them by curling in one of the only two squat racks.

Jackies on Stone Cold:
"I think he's been drinking too much...You just don't get any better in the ring then Cena - yeah right. Moppy was better in the ring than Cena."

Saliva Mark

Well, I quit going to the gym and work out at home or at some friends house now.

However, when I did go I had bad experiences at the last gyms I went to.

One gym I went to I had my membership taken away because I was told I had an attitude problem (yes I am anti-social and want to be left alone sometimes)... The people I had the attitude with were these same three fat guys who were supposed legends in high school football or whatever they made up to impress people. Anyway, these types of people are the "I'm Out of Shape but in my mind I am Mr. Olympia!" people. These people half ass their workouts and walk from station to station telling people they are doing an exercise incorrectly and try and correct the person.

Another gym I quit going to because everytime I went there some damn body would bring there children in the gym and let them run all over the place... No the owner didn't do a damn thing about it. I guess these people are the "I couldn't find a baby sitter so why not bring my children to the gym and annoy other people who want to better themselves" people.

The Machine hogs are always a problem at any gym you attend. I hate those people that go there and stay on the same machine for 30mins to an hour doind the same exercise over and over again.

Jayman

Super Moderator

The "Almost Nevers": I would classify myself in this group. The people that go once a month to the gym, and work their ass off for about an hour or so. Less than halfway in, they already look like they've been through a marathon. They feel good about themselves, and swear they'll be back in a day or two, but other things get in the way.

Necro

VIP Room Moderator

the roid heads are the best.

Guys who pretty much look like they are in the middle of a cycle all the time, and have zits all over.