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Suntan Superman

WC's Resident Samoan

So today, I was in class, mentioning how much I've been traveling as of late. And this 27-year old mother of two turns around and says, if you came home with me I'd take you around the world. To say the least I was very disturbed. But I digress, the real point of this is to ask, When you were my age(19) did you think about having kids, and laugh like i do? Like, I seriously can't imagine me ever having kids. I think it'd be the weirdest thing ever. Plus, I think I'd be a terrible parent. As one of my friends put it it'd be like this...

Little Johnny: Daddy! I made a poopy!
Mike: Fuck Off.

So yeah, what did you think about kids?

Beaker

I'm not sure if I really see me with kids, but I don't think I'd be horrible. I wouldn't be the best either

U MAD

Dakstang

WC's Resident Redneck

I definitely hope to have kids at some point in the future.

I have several young nephews and one niece so I would know at least a little of what to expect.

The thought of being responsible for a life is quite intimidating though.

Inogenius

At 19, no I couldn't see myself having kids. Even now, I want kids, but being even being remotely close to acting as a responsible adult scares the living shit out of me.

I'm sure everyone has had them, but I had this pregnancy scare just a few months ago, and it was like one of the most terrifying things in my life. It made me kind of realize how quickly (if you consider 9 months) your life can dramatically change.

Necro

VIP Room Moderator

I'll definitely abandon my kids, and be on one of those posters in the middle of the highway saying I owe tons of child support. I'll have a mullet, with a sweet mustache that I spend excessive amounts of time grooming. Even with the time put in it will still be way off, and look over the top crazy. I'll also being balding wondering what the hell happened...

Zar

No kids for me thanks.
The Lady and I have agreed that we would like to live our lives and travel and whatnot. We just aren't kids people. If my brother has some then that would be cool, I could visit and be uncle Ray, but I don't want any. They get all sticky and covered in Cheerios. No dice.

Also I want to work in entertainment PR, so I wouldn't be able to be around for them enough and I would feel like a dick.

Jackie Pies on Jackie Pies:
"Did I ever mention that I'm not really made of pie? Nor have I ever baked myself into a pie."

The Half Boy

I want kiddies super bad. If Emma & I weren't at Uni, I'd be hiding any and all forms of contraception. I hope I'll be a super good poppa, but you can't ever really know that till it comes down to it. I'll definitely be doing my hardest to try, though.

Tomorrow's Just An Excuse Away,
So I Pull My Collar Up And Face The Cold, On My Own.
The Earth Laughs Beneath My Heavy Feet,
At The Blasphemy In My Old Jangly Walk.

Tyler Durden

I would like a lot more, but it's not to be.

The two I have are incredible though. Best part of my life.

emmathe37th

And therefore, I would be hiding any and all forms of sex.

I do want kids but there's no way I'm ready for them yet. 4 years and I will be though I'm gonna be a crap mum and get too stressed out. I'm going to go on a holiday for 18 years, let Matt bring them up, and come back when they're old enough to go out drinking with me.

Gigglypuff

I dont want kids. I think Id be terrible at it - I dont have much of an attention span so Id probably be losing them all the time.

Although, what is it they say? You never want kids until you meet the person you want them with?