Reasons Why Its Better To Be A Woman.

Gigglypuff

1) Our higher body to fat ratio means we get tipsy quicker and mroe cheaply.

2) We dont have to do the asking out, but can if we want to.

3) We never have to worry about catching anything important in our jeans zips.

4) We're first off any sinking ship! Could be useful.

5) Our pride isnt damaged for life if we are unable to put up shelving or rewire a plug.

6) Multiple orgasms - nothing more needed.

7) Were happy to ask for directions, rather than drive 5 time down the same one way system, muttering "I know exactly where we are!"

8) British women live almost 5 years longer than men.

9) We can nick our mans clothes and look cute. You nick them and look like something out of Little Britain.

10) Were pickier about who we sleep with. men have nearly 50% more sexual partners than us.

11) We can pee and actually get it in the toilet bowl.

12) There are 3 times as many men in jail as there are women. Meaning, were either too sensible to commit the crime or clever enough not to get caught.

13) The Rampant Rabbit - the greatest invention since the wheel.

14) Were capable of doing two or more things at once. And I dont mean burp and fart simultaneously.

15) We manage to look like Shakira, not David Brent when we dance.

16) We are always right!!

17) Women are cleverer than men, and reserach shows well stay sharper and quicker into old age.

18) Flagging down a taxi is easier, just work that damsel in distress look. And if that doesnt work, flash some leg.

19) Thanks to the magic of high heels, there is no such thing as short woman complex.

20) We know with certainty wether size really DOES matter....

Tyler Durden

Reasons it's better to be a guy -

1) Doggy style

We win

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator & WC HOF'er

You forgot to quote your source Giggly:

www.femalebias.com

*waits to see who clicks on this before they get it*

Gigglypuff

Ahhh, but they're all sooo true!

Jackie Pies

Ain't nothin wrong w/ that

Crockerinho

But you cant pee standing up

Gigglypuff

Well, actually, we can

emmathe37th

Every girl has tried peeing standing up (without one of those funnel things) just to see what it's like.

Beaker

Men can write their own name while peeing.

U MAD

Captain Planet

WC's Resident Samoan

Number one reason it's good to be male, we can screw the lid back on a jar CORRECTLY