Your last time?

Jayman

Super Moderator

Hey, I'm not knocking people who wait until marriage to have sex.

All I'm saying is if he's had it with her before marriage..then.....

..uh....

yeah.

And now, here it is...your moment of Carlin (10/3/2008)


I was surprised when I started getting old. I always thought it was one of those things that would happen to someone else.

Tyler Durden

So if you've murdered one person, you should just carry on doing it because you never recognised your error? Mmmm? Mmmm?

Dakstang

WC's Resident Redneck

Exactly.

The key here is the intention to obey the word of God. It doesn't matter if you have failed in the past, it only matters that you realize the error and try to do better in the future.

Tyler Durden

I'm on the same page as Dak.

Wahoo.

Kill me now.

Jayman

Super Moderator

Woah woah, I don't want to get into an ethics debate here. Besides, comparing murder to sex is a little over the top. Unless you think about how bad Slim is in bed, then murder may not be a bad option after all.

I'm not saying what Slim is doing is wrong....it's just hey: if you already popped the cherry, you mine as well have some cherry pie each night before bed!

And now, here it is...your moment of Carlin (10/3/2008)


I was surprised when I started getting old. I always thought it was one of those things that would happen to someone else.

Tyler Durden

It's this kind of ass backwards thinking that got Jack the Ripper into so much trouble.

When will you learn

Slimdust

well with the logic of you already sinned so you might as well keep doing it would mean then we should all just keep going our sinful ways. Why would we repent? We repent because we understand we disobeyed the Lord. Yes we have had sex, many many times. We finally came to the point where we are you like you know what, We cant do this. It isnt right and we need to stop untill we are married. God doesnt look at it as no my child you did it so your lost. Keep doing it.

Look at it this way, jayman and mike, say you have a child. She has sex. You find out. Just for the sake of it lets say she is 15. And she comes to you and says oh dad I am so sorry, I was stupid and I wont do it again! Would you say ohh no, you already did it so might as well keep doing it? .............

And you said sex and murder is a big difference. Well in the world we live in yes. But sin is sin and God does not see a differnce. So if you stole a piece of gum or had sex with a stranger it is all the same. The key is to repent and to truly repent. Not just say sorry God. And do it again the next night. You got to really try.

Dr. Giganto

It would be immoral of me to deprive the women of the world of my sexual prowess

The Half Boy

Or the men! Lets not forget about my obsession with the Elvis picture. That, right there, is a fine example of your sexual prowess.

Tomorrow's Just An Excuse Away,
So I Pull My Collar Up And Face The Cold, On My Own.
The Earth Laughs Beneath My Heavy Feet,
At The Blasphemy In My Old Jangly Walk.

Necro

Right now while i'm postinl;gskal,madsafsd ahh my dick, ahhh isdfkja;sjfajkfdjdf ahhh she's being so rough ahhhh ughhhhhh i'm bleeding whyyyy Goddd whyyyyyyl;jf;ak