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Originally Posted by Slimdust I just got The Perfect Push-Up. For some reaosn I think I just wasted my money.... |
^^^I wanted that thing, let me know how it works.
And no infomercial beats the televangelist, that sells "blessed" spring water. It even has testimonials, from poor people who were about to lose there houses, and those just was told they had cancer, and even have children in prison (Yes, those are 3 real examples) and than they drink the reverends Blessed water and poof! All problems go away, some people get out of prison early, and others get random 50000 dollar checks in the mail. it Even has a ESPN-like bottom line tracker at the bottom, that says cheery things like "Lady in Chattanooga just won fight with diabetes after drinking the blessed water".
But what takes the cake in this fine fine marketing achievment, is when the Rev actually has a disclaimer saying on how the water is in fact "not magic", although he has his choir sing songs about jesus around vats of holy water, and thats what gives the water its "powers".
Its the funniest thing, ever.