MWF Episodes 1-6

Dakstang · 11-24-2007, 01:08 PM

Dak vs. Slimdust...

I'm a little worried about where this match is going...lol

Good job as usual fellas.

God · 11-24-2007, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suntan Superman

I think I was released

Maybe your just getting re-packaged?

Zar · 11-24-2007, 05:03 PM

HE sure will if Slimdust has any say in the issue

Gigglypuff · 11-25-2007, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erin

Does Giggly not have a say in the 'Win a Date with Giggly' match?

I feel she may be angered.

You took the words right out of my mouth!! Not sure if Giganto can do me justice either, lol.

Joseph T. Cool · 11-25-2007, 07:13 PM

Tom in drag would give me nightmares.

The Half Boy · 11-26-2007, 10:26 AM

I'm gonna have to keep my eye on Emma...

Awesome read again guys.

Is there any way we can get a thread made that can be updated everytime a new one gets made, just with the shows on them, in Classic threads or something? It'd probably make it easier to flick back and remind yourself what happened last time.

Jayman · 11-26-2007, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Half Boy

Is there any way we can get a thread made that can be updated everytime a new one gets made, just with the shows on them, in Classic threads or something? It'd probably make it easier to flick back and remind yourself what happened last time.

Threads merged.

Take a look back at the first 5 weeks as we roll towards the pay-per-view. WOOO!!!!

Jayman · 12-07-2007, 05:17 PM

Your television begins by showing a graphic for “Survivor Monks”. First a quick clip of Crocker and The Phantom raising their arms high in victory, while Emma tends to a fallen Half Boy. The next shot shows a crimson-faced Blade walking to the back with Gigglypuff, an evil grin on his face. Commissioner Felix is seen next wiping the floor with God, then Jay and Slim shaking hands in the center of the ring. A quick flash of Giganto winning the Elimination match to be crowned the #1 contender. Then we see I² winning the tag titles with the help of an encyclopedia. The final shot is Mr. Cool counting to 3 to award Simon the MWF World Title.

The opening to “Raw Is Monks” begins, and we cut to Jay and TD at ringside to start it off.

TD: Ladies and gents, we are just one week removed from “Survivor Monks”. We have crowned new Tag Champions in I² and a new World Champion in Simon, the leader of the Monks World Order. No doubt we’ll get to hear from the MWO soon enough tonight..
Jay: Let’s not forget the most important piece of news from Survivor Monks: Dakstang fell to Slimdust in probably the match of the night!
TD: Jay and Slim, sitting in a tree……

The MWO’s theme starts up, and right away we are “treated” to the faction to kick off this edition of Raw is Monks. Simon emerges first, with the MWF World Title around his waist. He has a shit-eating grin on his face as he gloats to the crowd. Not far behind him are Giganto and Blade, who has Gigglypuff hanging on his arm. They exchange spit for a moment before following Simon and Giganto to the ring. The 4 step in and Blade grabs the microphone.

Blade: Ladies and gentleman, let me be the first to announce the NEW MWF World Champion, SIMON, is here! (deafening boos) Of course, my new princess Gigglypuff is here as well, as you can see (more boos). Ah, you overweight, foul-smelling bums are just jealous that you couldn’t get a piece of Gigglypuff. She’s been open all-night long, but only for the Blade-ster. As I predicted, I mopped the floor with Mikk last week, and now I have that loser out of my life. Giggly and I will be going on our first official “date” next week, and you will all have the pleasure of seeing it broadcast LIVE right here on “Raw is Monks”. Of course, we’ve already “gotten to know eachother” much in the same way Slimdust did to Dakstang last week.

Giganto: In addition to Blade’s accomplishments last week, might I remind those of you who have already forgotten…which by looking at you now is definitely a possibility..I am the number one contender for the MWF World Title. It’s not really the MWF World Title though, when you think about it; it’s SIMON’S World Title. What kind of friend would I be if I challenged him right here and now for it? (slight crowd cheers) You people are dumber than you look; I will wait in the wings, and if by some fluke my man Simon here is cheated out of the title, I will quickly bring it back to the hands of the MWO.

Simon: (snatching the mic from Giganto) Nice....but not necessary buddy, because now that the title is around my waist, it ain’t going anywhere. The MWO went 3-for-3 last week at Survivor Monks, and you all better get used to it, because we aren’t letting up any time soon. The championship is here to stay, and not Erin, or Mr. Cool, or the Commissioner himself can do anything about it.

As if on cue, Commissioner Felix’s music starts up, and the crowd goes nuts for the boss. Felix stays on the entryway, and addresses the MWO from there.

Felix: First off, congratulations all of you on your wins last week. Just to recap their matches: Blade won with a low blow from “The Doorknob” over there (Yeah, everyone gets a turn). Giganto drew the last number in the elimination match and had the fortune of getting to beat a tiring Jackie Pies, so congratulations there you big thug. And our World Champion himself, Simon won with the "assistance" of brass knuckles. In my mind, none of you 3 earned the victories that you have been gloating about tonight. In fact, every inkling I have says to strip you of the title right here and now, Simon. (cheers) However, I can’t. Mr. Cool counted to 3, and as the sanctioned referee in the match, his decision stands. However, I can help Erin get a measure of revenge tonight. (cheers)

Simon: She will NOT get her rematch tonight for my title, I’m still banged up....erm, I'm in no condition..

Felix: Stop whining, sissy. Tonight Erin is going to team up with two people who also got screwed out of winning some gold, the “African Hooligans” themselves: Necro and Rambo! And their opponents will be the new Tag Team Champions I² and their partner…Simon!

TD: What a blockbuster main event! The 3 champions in the MWF going up against their foes from Survivor Monks.
Jay: That’s too much gold on one side of the ring. Unless Necro and Rambo have gotten the taste of the Encyclopedia Brittanica out of their mouths, they won’t be in much condition to fight.

“Thong Song” hits the speakers, but much to the crowd’s surprise, Emma walks out down the ring with an “all business” look on her face. She is pulling Half Boy down the ring, he looks confused and upset that he’s out in front of the crowd. However, the fans don’t mind, and are hollering for their favorite duo. Emma can be heard screaming to HB that he can beat one member of “Anarchy in the

UK

” easily. He is shaking his head, but the two Brits walk out without their signature Welsh and English flags. Instead, they are laughing at Half-Boy, who doesn’t seem happy about facing one member of the team. Phantom and Crock play a game of paper-rock-scissors in front of the ring, and BOOM! Phantom’s rock crushes Crocker’s scissors. Phantom slides in the ring as the bell rings.

HB and Phantom tie up, and Phantom is down early. Phantom flips HB off him and then picks him up to toss him from the ring. HB is flat on the floor and not moving, and Crocker inches close but is called away by the ref. Emma rushes over to him, and HB slowly gets up and back in the ring. HB gets slammed down and then splashed. Phantom covers for two. Phantom stomps HB’s shoulder a couple times and then goes for a sleeper. “HB” chants. HB gets to his feet and hits a few elbows so Phantom breaks the hold. HB goes after him but gets a kick to the face. Phantom runs for the corner splash but HB moves. HB climbs and flies, driving Phantom’s face into the mat. Both are down for seven. HB hits chops and then a bulldog. HB hits kick to the side of the face and Phantom drops like dead weight. HB gets the 3 count. Emma rushes in to congratulate her man, but not before Crocker slides in and takes down HB from behind. Emma is screaming but backs away in horror as Crocker, and now Phantom, are both beating down HB. No end seems in sight, but suddenly CM Drunk runs down the ring and throws the men off Half-Boy. He clotheslines Phantom over the top, and dropkicks Crocker through the ropes to the outside. Emma runs over and hugs CM Drunk happily, screaming for joy. HB gets up, still dazed, and gets an odd look on his face as he watches Emma hug CM. Emma releases her hold on Drunk and hugs HB and Drunk looks on.

TD: Who would have thought that CM Drunk would have came to save Half-Boy from yet another 2-on-1 beating? I’m sure HalfBoy is used to his share of threesomes, but it was getting a little unfair until CM finally evened the odds.
Jay: Not really sure what the motive of Drunk there was, but the rookie of the MWF sure looked to make an ally in Half-Boy today.
TD: I don’t know, did you see the look on HB’s face when he saw Emma and Drunk hugging? He looked more confused than that time we were all booked to do a show in Canitzerland.

Erin is shown backstage, and knocks on the locker room door. The door opens and Necro and Rambo answer it. They both scream “KEG STAND!” and grab Erin. They twist her upside down and plant her above the keg in their locker room as Erin screams for them to stop. They put the hose to her mouth, but she slaps it away. The Hooligans set her down, confused by her actions.

Rambo: You don’t want to do a keg stand?
Necro: Who refuses a keg stand? Seriously?
Erin: Guys, I’m here to talk strategy against our opponents tonight. Simon screwed me over (Rambo and Nec giggle) last week, and I² did the same to you. I’m sure you want a measure of revenge, so let’s all get on the same page here.
Rambo: I think I speak for Necto too when I say that you doing a keg stand would bring us closer together as a team.
Erin: Drop the keg stand stuff…besides, I prefer the hard stuff.
Necro: I’ve got some Jagermeister in my locker! We’ll all do some Jager-bombs to “get in the zone”.
Erin: (smiling) Just one. Then we talk strategy

Back to ringside:

TD: It looks like Erin fits right in with the “African Hooligans”. Next we know, she’ll be wearing those pants with all the pockets on them. You know, the Hooligan pants.
Jay: Enough, gramps. I hope Erin realizes this is

America

, and not

Canada

. Is she even 21?

God (not the supreme being) heads down the ramp to the familiar sounds of “I Am, I Am”. This time, he is without his trademark microphone, and instead heads to the ring without the jibber-jabber. He waits in the ring, looking at the entranceway, while the crowd boos. “Heartache Tonight” plays, and out comes Mr. Conscience himself, Joe Cool. God’s shoulders slump, obviously upset about having to fight in another match were he is the underdog. Cool slides in and this is underway. They lock up and Mr. Cool ducks a clothesline. Mr. Cool throws punches but gets caught on God’s shoulder. Mr. Cool gets slammed back first into the corner. Mr. Cool gets his face bounced off a corner and then kicked in the chest numerous time in the corner. Cool gets slammed down hard. A double under-hook on Cool in the center of the ring. “Mr. Cool” chants. Cool knees out but runs into a sidewalk slam. God covers for two. Suplex by God. Cool then knocks God off his feet with a couple dropkicks. Cool covers for one. Cool hits a running clothesline and covers for two. Just then, Giganto walks down to the ring. Cool points to the back, obviously wanting him out of there. Cool turns back to the match and is met with a boot to the face by God. God whips Cool into the ropes, but immediately falls down with an “ankle” injury. The ref tends to God, and meanwhile Cool is tripped up by Giganto against the ropes. Without thinking, Cool hops over the top rope and chases Giganto to the back while the referee counts out Cool. God jumps up for joy like he just won the lottery. He demands his hand is raised as the winner, and the announcer confirms it as well. He grabs a microphone now.

God: Things are turning around here, fans! My “Unlucky” streak has been snapped, and that is proof that good things happen to good people. Lady Luck is on my side now, and I see nothing but “Wins” from here on out. I’m not going to get too ahead of myself, but a World Title run may be in the cards for me. Who knows, right fans? (they boo). Oh, what the hell do you know? You boo who people tell you to boo. You can’t even think for yourselves. Without an authority figure like Felix calling the shots in my matches, I can have a fair matchup for once. This win is just the first of many!

TD: He does realize the win was by…Count-Out…right? In other words, Giganto basically won him the match. God was on his last leg in that ring it seemed. And the “ankle injury”? I’ve seen better acting in porn.
Jay: I wouldn’t know. I’m kind of like royalty, I don't lower myself to that filth.
TD: Says the guy with a Hustler tucked under his Raw notes.
Jay: Jeez shut up already!!!!!!

The MWO Theme starts up, and out comes the “Ladies Man” of the group – Blade. With him of course is Gigglypuff. Somehow her two “friends” are constricted in a tight top, indicating she is wrestling tonight as well. They head down the aisle to a chorus of loud boos, and smile at them, as if soaking them in. Blade grabs a microphone.

Blade: Mikkey, Mikkey, Mikkey. I got our lovely Commissioner to sign me and my new fuck-buddy (bleeped out for TV) up for a mixed-tag match tonight. I know you’re back there watching, and let's face it "watching" is all you can hope for. So keep an eye on what I do to my opponents tonight. I’m sure it will bring back painful memories of “Survivor Monks”, but you’re a big boy: you’ll get over it. Also, I want to remind you of some of the “small print” of the contract we signed before our match at the Pay-per-view. If you ever want another shot at me in the ring, you will have to do so by getting a win over my girl here Gigglypuff. Haha, you see, as far as I’m concerned, you are out of my life, because there is no way in hell you have the balls to go one-on-one with your little "crush". So sit in the locker room, curled in a ball all alone, maybe cry a little, and watch me and my new gal-pal dish out some more pain.

“I’m Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman” plays and Slimdust comes out of the entranceway, with his partner for tonight: Jackie Pies. Both are in matching hooded pink robes, but for some reason Jackie looks better in hers. They both crawl down the ramp provocatively while Blade and Giggly look on in disgust. They slide in the ring and remove each others robes to reveal matching tight pink wrestling outfits. Some kid in the front row pukes. A woman faints. And the bell is rung to start the match. The ladies attack each other after the bell but their male counterparts separate them and began the match on their own. But it is obvious the ladies want each other so their partners tag out and the fighting begins, much to the delight of the crowd.

TD: Obviously some animosity here between Jackie and Gigglypuff, possibly from a few weeks ago when they unsuccessfully tagged together?
Jay: Nothing better than a good chick fight. Except maybe ham and cheese on rye. Mmm..
TD: You're a strange strange man
Jay: Thanks TD (not appreciating the sarcasm)

Slimdust and Blade are now in the match and as soon as Slim gets some offense and goes for a bulldog, Blade weasels out and tags Giggly. GP works over Jackie for a bit before Jackie gets the hot tag back to Blade. Slim gets his offense in, gets some punches on Blade, but the ladies man turns it back to his side with a hard clothesline. A couple of kicks later, and Slimdust is squirming on the ground. Blade turns and poses to the crowd, but they don’t seem to care. Slimdust reaches over and tags back Jackie. She climbs the corner and flies off the top towards an unsuspecting Blade, but he turns when GP warns her man, and Blade catches Jackie in mid-air. He slams her to the ground, and pins her for an easy 3-count. Slimdust gets back in and tries to pull Jackie away, but ends up meeting Blade’s fists again as he continues a beating to the “Odd One”. Just then, Jay stands up and removes his headset.

TD: Jay, you’re crazy! Sit back down before Blade embarrasses you!

Jay shakes his head and takes a step towards the ring, but Blade looks back and laughs, egging the announcer into the ring. Jay takes another cautious step towards the ring, spewing insults towards Blade. It’s all a distraction as Mikk slides in the ring unnoticed and low blows Blade while the crowd erupts! Mikk just as quickly slides back out of the ring and runs to the back.

TD: So that was all a ploy to get Mikk in unnoticed? I thought you were going to save your buddy Slimdust for real.
Jay: I didn’t even see Mikk coming down the ring, to be honest….
TD: And the bizarre relationship between Slimdust and my announcing partner Jay continues, folks. It’s time for our main event though!

“Bad Boys” plays and out come the two most shady characters in the MWF, Rambo and Necro. They come down the entryway for a change, rather than the beer swilling entrance from the crowds. On their shoulders is Erin, who is raising her arms up, ready for the fight. The crowd is on their feet for these three. “Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony” plays and Invictus and Inogenius come out, with Advanced Physics books in their arms. They wait near the ring and watch as the World Champion himself, Simon comes out with the title still strapped around his waist. He gloats again to the crowd, and jumps in the ring to get this started. Invictus and Rambo start it off with some back and forth punches. Rambo with a back body drop and a few kicks to the back of Invictus. He screams out in pain as Rambo flashes up some sort of “hand signs” to the crowd, to which they return back to him. He nods his head goes back to work on Invictus. Inogenius reaches over the ropes and distracts Rambo long enough for his tag partner to mount a reversal and get the tag to Ino. Ino working over Rambo now, but Ino wants Necro instead. He allows the other Hooligan to tag in, and Necro lands a spear to Ino, sending him hard to the mat. A flurry of punches gets the crowd going, and a tag to Erin. She runs over to Simon instead and jumps the rope, collapsing to the outside on top of the World champion. She hits shots to the stomach of Simon, and twists his foot back in an ankle lock. The ref yells at Erin to get back in the ring, as submissions aren’t legal on the outside. She slides back in and works on the legal man, Ino. A flying elbow off the top rope, but Ino dodges it and makes a tag to Simon. He enters the ring slowly and looks at Erin, who is lying on the mat still. He walks over and lays a foot on her for only a 2-count. She gets up and lands a suplex on Simon, but only gets a 1-count. Ino and Invictus hop over the ropes and double team Erin, and the referee tries to restore order. Rambo and Nec even the score, and all 6 are in the ring dueling it out! Rambo and Invictus fall over the top rope together, and fight on the outside while Necro and Ino fight up the ramp together. Simon has Erin in the corner, and is laying every move into her he can think of. Erin slumps in the corner, when just then SUNTAN SUPERMAN runs down the ramp! The crowd goes nuts for the Samoan who has his sights set on what’s going on in the ring.

TD: Where the heck did this guy comes from!?
Jay: Now things are gonna get hairy! And sticky!

SS dodges past the I² and Hooligans and slides into the ring next to Simon. He stares eye-to-eye with the World Champion before turning his sights towards Erin. In one motion, he lifts Erin over his shoulders and slams her down to the mat with a Dominator. Erin writhes in pain in the center of the ring while the fans cheers change to boos for SS. Simon slides out of the ring looking confused. SS looks down at Erin with a twisted stare in his eyes as “Raw is Monks” fades away.

Jay: What the hell?
TD: Why the hell did Suntan Superman destroy Erin like that? What are his motives? Folks, we have to wait to answer that question as we are out of time!

Captain Planet · 12-07-2007, 05:24 PM

Whoa. Nice Work as always.

/Heel turned

Slimdust · 12-07-2007, 05:24 PM

haha, i love it.

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