Dakland, Jay's Kingdom or Canitzerland

Tyler Durden

You have one choice to make.

One commitment.

Who do you wish to pay your taxes to?

Who do you wish to fight for?

Maybe you don't wanna fight at all and are over in Canitzerland smoking some fun down your lungs?

Let's have a poll and decide, once and for all, which land is the most popular and therefore which land WINS.

Slimdust

I think first jayman should give us his reason on why we should be a part of his kingdom, then dak should do a post giving us reasons why we should join his dakland.. and then we can decide...

Tyler Durden

I am fine with the two "leaders" and SS too if he wants, doing a one off post to garner our votes.

There are two threads already for "debate" about this matter, so I'd prefer that to stay there.

Just state why we should vote for you. And f*ck off.

CM Drunk

I got no idea what canitzerland is, but if it involves me smoking blunts, drinking beers, and NOT playing Peter Pan, im in.

Jayman

Super Moderator

The choice is simple. Many virgins for you to enjoy, nightly feasts, jousting matches, we have our own friggin potions lab (which Giggly is wonderfully managing, by the way)....weapons up the ass (no, not like that).

The Kingdom is the place to be. We have potions to drink that will get you more messed up than any bowl or joint.

And if you want sex and fun...well then you can just walk right past Dakland.

Do you have a problem with my sig?

CM Drunk

#1) Since when are virgins enjoyable?

#2) You have no potions lab.

#3) Weapons up the ass? Meh, im straight

#4)And im sure Dakland has sex and fun, its just the sex is either with sheep, or incest, and fun would prob be cow pattie bingo, or seeing who can spit tobacco spit the farthest.

Jayman

Super Moderator

1.) When that magical day comes that you grow up to be 18 and lose your virginity, then you will know.

2.) Yeah, we do. It's on the east wing of the castle, just down the hall from the weapons training class.

3.) No you're not.

4.) Agreed.

Do you have a problem with my sig?

CM Drunk

[quote=King Jayman;431753]1.) When that magical day comes that you grow up to be 18 and lose your virginity, then you will know.

^^Hey, Ive been beatin cheeks since you were in middle school.

2.) Yeah, we do. It's on the east wing of the castle, just down the hall from the weapons training class.

^^You have a castle? Nice! Say whatsup to Willow, He-man, and all 3 of the Musketeers.

3.) No you're not.
Guilty. Guilty as charged.

4.) Agreed.
As long as were on the same page for something

Suntan Superman

WC's Resident Samoan

basically if you don't like war, and you like endless peace, Canitzerlands for you. Might I add we have the best education system of either of these places. And screw apples, in Canitzerland, smoke a bowl a day, keeps the doctor away. However if you love large, warmongering, and blemished leaders. I invite you to Jayman's Kingdom or even Dakland

The road I walk is paved in gold
To glorify my platinum soul
I am the closest thing to God
So worship me and never stop.
The selfish blood runs through my veins
I gave up everything for fame
I am the life that you adore
I feed the rich and fuck the poor.
This is entertainment
Lives are entertainment
You are down on your knees
Begging me for more.

Tyler Durden

Which one of you lands knows who Churchill was?