Tyler Durden

WC Hall Of Famer

So say the lord almighty comes to you and tells you to build an ark, and he tells you to collect all the animals two by two, but you're allowed to leave one of the animals behind, which animal do you NOT want to take to your new haven?

For me, I would leave behind snakes. I am not a fan.

I would also ask if I can leave Northerners behind too, they're kinda animals and I don't want them infiltrating my nirvana with their gravy munching loose moralled heathenness.

But basically snakes.

And Crocker.

Slimdust

Spiders and killer ants.. I saw something the other night about killer ants, and they are crazy...

Jayman

S-Mod & WC Hall Of Famer

What part of "one" do you not understand Slim?


As for me, I would most definitely leave behind sloths. They are frickin useless.

And now, here it is...your moment of Carlin (12/3/2008)

Violent American movies like Die Hard, Terminator, and Lethal Weapon do very well in places like Canada, Japan, and Europe. Very well. Yet these countries do not have nearly the violence of the United States. In 1989, in all of Japan, with a population of 150 million, there were 754 murders. In New York City that year, with a population of only 7.5 million, there were 2,300. It's bred in the bone. Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.

Slimdust

what about tyler? he said two.. SO SHUT IT GAYMAN!

haha, you see what i did? I changed the J to a G and made it gay...

Dakstang

WC's Resident Redneck

I say roaches.

I hate them.

Jayman

S-Mod & WC Hall Of Famer

Reread Tylers Post, Slim. Then apologize to me.

And now, here it is...your moment of Carlin (12/3/2008)

Violent American movies like Die Hard, Terminator, and Lethal Weapon do very well in places like Canada, Japan, and Europe. Very well. Yet these countries do not have nearly the violence of the United States. In 1989, in all of Japan, with a population of 150 million, there were 754 murders. In New York City that year, with a population of only 7.5 million, there were 2,300. It's bred in the bone. Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.

Slimdust

that is two...

So shush it, don't blush it.

Jayman

S-Mod & WC Hall Of Famer

If Slim was banned permanently, I would be the happiest Monker alive.

And now, here it is...your moment of Carlin (12/3/2008)

Violent American movies like Die Hard, Terminator, and Lethal Weapon do very well in places like Canada, Japan, and Europe. Very well. Yet these countries do not have nearly the violence of the United States. In 1989, in all of Japan, with a population of 150 million, there were 754 murders. In New York City that year, with a population of only 7.5 million, there were 2,300. It's bred in the bone. Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.

Slimdust

humans are the most dangerous animals there are.

Gigglypuff

Crabs. They can all go to hell. And yes, I mean the things that are found in the sea