The best thing for me to do is just to not open my mouth.
There are some cases when I would prefer you to open your mouth, however.
(Oh, if I didn't say it, someone else would have.)
And now, here it is...your moment of Carlin (12/3/2008)
Violent American movies like Die Hard, Terminator, and Lethal Weapon do very well in places like Canada, Japan, and Europe. Very well. Yet these countries do not have nearly the violence of the United States. In 1989, in all of Japan, with a population of 150 million, there were 754 murders. In New York City that year, with a population of only 7.5 million, there were 2,300. It's bred in the bone. Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.
I bring out the professionalism. No foul language, lots of ass kissing and smiling. Nothing that can get me into trouble. People are always so amazed when they see me in a work setting then party with me later. They are never aware of how crazy I can get.
I act a little different around friends. It depends on the situation. If we are all watching a UFC PPV then there will probably be some cursing thrown about.
At home or work I would never do that.
The destruction of the past is perhaps the greatest of all crimes.
- Simone Weil
I'm myself, if the Suntan Superman ain't good enough screw you have a nice day
And I don't think, you see the places inside me that I find you,
And I don't know, how we separate the lies here from the truth,
And I don't know, how we woke up one day somehow thought we knew,
Exactly what we're supposed to do.
So leave me, at the Roadside,
And hang me, up and out to dry,
Not really, but I do buy clothes that are sometimes on the expensive side.. While some think I'm trying to impress, I'm honestly just trying to look good.
My wife says I am mean to everyone. I think I am fairly curtious to everyone around me. I also try to be friendly to especially waitstaff or people doing jobs that are generally not that much fun when I interact with them.
I also dont act any different around anyone really. I think I am a pretty easy going guy. But I generally dont give strangers or even co-workers much to play with about my life. For example, I have a few pics of my wife and kids on my desk at work, but I never really talk about them or my friends etc etc.
Around my friends I open up much more and am the true total me. Rude, crude, crass and funny mixed with a little TLC.
It's about time......now bring on his next fued....