I'm tired of my "Tom Dogg" moniker. I want a change, but I'm not clever enough to come up with something good. So please Monkers, give me suggestions for a new name. Best suggestion will get a handjob...er, I mean, will get a rep...
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Re: Help me pick out a new name
I'll put forward -
Mr Pink
Hooty McBoob
Phil McAvity
Vinny Vegas (my personal fave for Tom)
The Real Henry Hill
Smack M Bitch-Up
Chris Benoit's Doctor (too soon?)
Miss Chanandler Bong
President Peuntang
Lazer (then my Dodgeball gag of saying, Blade, Lazer........Blazer....can come to fruition)
The Man
Giggles
I <3 Boobs
TD McNasty
Rocket Man
Schwing!
Seven Nights in Tom
Hillbilly Tom
And now, here it is...your moment of Carlin (12/3/2008)
Violent American movies like Die Hard, Terminator, and Lethal Weapon do very well in places like Canada, Japan, and Europe. Very well. Yet these countries do not have nearly the violence of the United States. In 1989, in all of Japan, with a population of 150 million, there were 754 murders. In New York City that year, with a population of only 7.5 million, there were 2,300. It's bred in the bone. Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.
And I don't think, you see the places inside me that I find you,
And I don't know, how we separate the lies here from the truth,
And I don't know, how we woke up one day somehow thought we knew,
Exactly what we're supposed to do.
So leave me, at the Roadside,
And hang me, up and out to dry,