Pepsico has been forced to change the labels on all Aquafina water bottles telling consumers that it's tap water.
Aquafina is the biggest selling bottled water and now the initials "P.W.S." will grace every label bottle. P.W.S. stands for Pissy Water Sucker! No, it stands for "public water source."
Dasani which is owned by Coca-Cola is next.
Coke said, "We don't believe that consumers are confused about the source of Dasani water. The label clearly states that it is purified water."
for anyone that believed this water "magically" came from a mountain spring or something.
So your telling me Joe that it doesnt come from a magic out of this world valley with spring water that taste so clean and pure? Its really tap water that is purified???
So your telling me Joe that it doesnt come from a magic out of this world valley with spring water that taste so clean and pure? Its really tap water that is purified???
I was going to relate this to how Kentucky Fried Chicken changed their name to simply KFC because they used genetically engineered chicken, but snopes ripped me a new one.
Spring water? Ha....water from the "spring" is actually some guy named Bill in Vermont filling bottles up in his tub.
And now, here it is...your moment of Carlin (12/3/2008)
Violent American movies like Die Hard, Terminator, and Lethal Weapon do very well in places like Canada, Japan, and Europe. Very well. Yet these countries do not have nearly the violence of the United States. In 1989, in all of Japan, with a population of 150 million, there were 754 murders. In New York City that year, with a population of only 7.5 million, there were 2,300. It's bred in the bone. Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.