Inogenius

Alright, so it's time to reveal a bit about my new job... well new since I last posted about my job. Anyhow, I'm the clientele liaison. Basically, I work for a financial agency that services debt for all the banks. Some people like to refer to the company I work for as a "junk debt buyer." I'm basically the guy that keeps the banks happy with us.

So anyhow, this attorney called me about a bankruptcy filing today. I filed all the legal documentation to make sure we can get paid out on the case. She wondered why I did it a certain way, and as I'm in the middle of explaining it to her she blurts out "Oh, I wouldn't expect you to know anyway. You're just a debt collector."

Bitch! First off, "Just a debt collector." You fucking file bankruptcies for a living. If that doesn't make you a scum bag I don't know what one is. How about instead of dicking around every company, servicing the professional debtor, you teach your clients how to manage their finances. Secondly, I'm am not at all a debt collector. Never have been, never will be.

Ever deal with those people that are ridiculously cocky before? This lady pissed me off. I ranted throughout the office today about how apparently I'm JUST a debt a collector.

Blitzkrieg

WC Hall Of Famer

No offense to anyone but I've never met a female attorney that wasn't a complete bitch. I like to joke that none of them have gotten laid in about 20 years.

I did meet a female prosecutor recently though.. She was in her 20's and a very cute and sweet girl. I'm not good enough for her just yet but she'll make someone happy..

Captain Planet

WC's Resident Samoan

I work in a store, I deal with bitches, idiots, drunks, morons, on a daily basis, not to mention our warehouse sucks complete ass.

Blitzkrieg

WC Hall Of Famer

I have to deal with some dickhead and/or bitchy professors from time to time but we just make fun of them when they leave the office. I love the English teachers who are pissy because they aren't good enough to write a book that anyone will want to read so they're stuck there teaching morons basic writing skills.

I like my job. As I stated yesterday, the women are un-fucking-real!

Danny Diamond

Founder/Admin

I work alone. Good deal.


But yeah I often times have to work on conference calls with test centers and shit. Often times there are too many people on the line.....people just start talking over each other and the "call leader" has the authority to make the decisions (basically I am a monkey robot boy, so I act the part accordingly) and they end up getting "Tech Support" on the line because everyone apparently shuts up when they are on the line. But basically all they do is act like a cop at a perfectly well working intersection..........they make it worse. The worst part is the condesending tone so many of them take. The sad part is I know the answer to these peoples problems 95% of the time but they wont let me get a word in so I just put them on speaker phone and surf MonksDiner.com while they pop brain cells left and right.

That site is freaking awesome. Tell a friend.

Dakstang

WC's Resident Redneck

I have been working at the same job for over six years. I have been a key holder in the past and I was offered an Assistant Manager job but I turned it down.

There are some newbies hired on sometimes who think they must tell me what to do....it is pretty funny. I just look at them and say "Yeah I learned that six years ago while you were still in high school".

Jackie Pies

The future Jackies is going to kick you in the nuts and then sue you for the damage to my foot and the denting of my shoes that your dangly bits caused.
It's just b/c I haven't gotten laid in 2 days though, I'm getting grumpy - scratch that, bitchy

Blitzkrieg

WC Hall Of Famer

Haha, I knew you would read this

It's true though. I've never met an easy going female attorney.. you would be the 1st.

Jackie Pies

I will not be easy going. Just lazy. But I won't be a trial attorney either, so whatever.

Inogenius

You should be a collection attorney. Then you can work with me. You'll get paid 150 with ease as the head of one of our district offices.