So your walking downtown with a hot date with you, ice cream cone in hand, and all of a sudden you hear ''STOP''. You see a mugger taking a old ladies purse..
Do you..
A) Hide Behind your GF..
B) Walk the other way and pretend you didnt see anyting
C) Call the cops and do nothing else
D) Chase the creep, beat him to a bloddy pulp, and be a hero?
D) But only if I think people think I need to be a hero about it. If he is really fast and going in the opposite direction I would never be able to catch him. B
But if he was coming in my direction, its "Clothsline From Hell" Time. I hate fuckers that mess with people weaker than them.
It's about time......now bring on his next fued....
I would say D as well. However, I'm only 5'9" 210. So it would depend on the guy's size. If he has half a foot and 40 pounds on me, that's just unrealistic. Also, I'm assuming he isn't carrying a gun or something of the like.
If it would be possible for me to take him, then I would definitely try.
And now, here it is...your moment of Carlin (12/3/2008)
Violent American movies like Die Hard, Terminator, and Lethal Weapon do very well in places like Canada, Japan, and Europe. Very well. Yet these countries do not have nearly the violence of the United States. In 1989, in all of Japan, with a population of 150 million, there were 754 murders. In New York City that year, with a population of only 7.5 million, there were 2,300. It's bred in the bone. Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.
It takes good people doing nothing for bad people to succeed.
I'd try D. Then get beaten shitless.
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I'd grab my girlfriend's tits and keep eating my iced cream. How often do I get titties in one hand and iced cream in the other? I'm too little to beat up a perp anyways.
I'd go with D, and luckily I'm samoan, so i'd just use my thumb and he'd die right?
And I don't think, you see the places inside me that I find you,
And I don't know, how we separate the lies here from the truth,
And I don't know, how we woke up one day somehow thought we knew,
Exactly what we're supposed to do.
So leave me, at the Roadside,
And hang me, up and out to dry,
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I'd chase the mugger, steal the bag off him, then run away.
Oh of course not!
If he's running past me of close to me then I'll trip him and jump on him before he gets up, if he's running in the oppo direction and has a headstart, chances are I'm not catching a desparate man.