A Strange and pretty random conversation

Blitzkrieg

This really stuck in my head on the way home today...


There's this girl that works in the main office at my school/work that I've had my eyes on.

She's always dressed very professional, always looks sexy as hell. Great body. Cute face. To this point I've never said much to her other then hello or whatev.

Until today.

She's having lunch by herself outside so I walk over and make some small chat..

Then she says.. "Shit, I can;t find my lighter."

I'm like ok.. no big deal.

"I think I left it in the car."

Ok. "Fuck, I always have this feeling like when it's hot outside, I'm gonna leave it in there and it's going to blow (the car) the fucker up."

I don't think that's going to happen. Maybe roll down your window a tad? Get some air flow going..

"No, no.. I have such bad luck. It'd start raining or birds would shit in there. I'll be right back"

Goes and gets her lighter and comes back.

"Yeah.. see.. it says it can't go over 120 degrees and it's hot as fuck out here"

Yeah, good point.

"Ugh.. look at my hair. I woke up and looked in the mirror and said 'FUCK this SHIT"

Your hair looks fine.

"I've had such an awful day. I ate eggs for breakfast and couldn't hold them down. It came right back up.. all green looking... I hope I'm not preggo"

Oh yeah?

"Shit, I'm on birth control but you know it could still happen, right?"

I guess.

"I'm just gonna start drinking everyday, that'll take care of it"

Umm.. well, It's been nice.. I really have to get back to work though. Sorry. I'll see you later.

I don't know man. She has a really childish voice as well..like she's 13 but she's actually 19.. I don't think I can handle this bitch.

Inogenius

Nope. I'd stay away.

She might look good, but she'll drive you crazy.

Remember that one thread I made about the girl, who I slept with and then she got a job with me? Exact same way ... minus the good looking part.

Blitzkrieg

Yeah, I don't think she's the type I can just bring to a party or invite straight over my house either. I'd have to take her out and wow... I can't see that happening.

I do remember your thread Terry.

Inogenius

Yeah, judging by the conversation you posted here it sounds like she's pretty high maintenance. If you were to take her to a party with people she doesn't know, I doubt that she'd have a good time. Rather it'd be like cling-on girl, never leaving your side.

I've learned to stay away from people who are negative or worry way too much. They're kind of a damper on life.

Blitzkrieg

I've met a lot of girls in my life, had many conversations, lots of weird ones.. but nothing quite freaked me out as much as this girl.

I mean.. she was dead serious. You could see it in her eyes that she was living somewhere other then this planet..

For the 1st time in my life, good looks didn't matter at that point..

molebeing

Just had to come tell your forum buddies about this didn't you?

Blitzkrieg

Yes. Told my life friends earlier today.

molebeing

We are not your life friends? not like we are robots made for your pleasure

although giggly, erin and emma are.

Captain Planet

WC's Resident Samoan

I'm jealous Blade has other friends besides me

Blitzkrieg

I'm Giggly, Erin, and Emma.