| Re: Canada declares "war"! One day later, I am sad to report that all six of our vessels have sunk, disassembled underwater and floated back to the surface in pitiful fragments. As it turns out, a family of beavers was contracted to construct the ships out of fallen maple trees, securing and insulating each hull with pure maple syrup. No soldiers or passengers were killed in the tragedy -- all were rescued by the Arctic coast guard (which consists of trained diving polar bears) and all will return to work as female pop singers, NHL superstars, and point guards for the Phoenix Suns. |