Tyler Durden

WC Hall Of Famer

Canada has announced plans for six naval patrol vessels and a deep-water port in the north to assert its claim to territorial waters in the Arctic.

Other countries, including the US, say the waters are international territory.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6287436.stm

And I always thought Canadians were nice people!! Now I shall have to join the "I blame Canada clique"

Freak

One day later, I am sad to report that all six of our vessels have sunk, disassembled underwater and floated back to the surface in pitiful fragments. As it turns out, a family of beavers was contracted to construct the ships out of fallen maple trees, securing and insulating each hull with pure maple syrup. No soldiers or passengers were killed in the tragedy -- all were rescued by the Arctic coast guard (which consists of trained diving polar bears) and all will return to work as female pop singers, NHL superstars, and point guards for the Phoenix Suns.