Tyler Durden

WC Hall Of Famer

Simple little game really.....take the cast of Star Wars and put Monks members in their places to make the ultimate movie "Monk Wars" or something.

Shall I go first (I do usually....I am not a generous lover!)

I shall name the following -

Luke Skywalker - Dakstang....you don't see it....oh come on. You know how possessive Dak gets about his light saber and his right to carry one

Annakin/ Darth Vader - He used to be good. Now he's bad. Gotta be Jayman. Without the "used to be good" bit

Chewbacca - Obvioulsy Chewy yes. No I'd pick Giggly. She's an ungodly tall lass and I don't think we ever did clear up if Chewy (in the movie) was a guy or a gal.

Princess Leia - Erin obviously. She's kind of like your sister, but you can't help thinking about those hair bunches. Erm, moving on.......

Ben "Obi Wan" Kenobi - Felix. He knows everything, he's almost as old as me, and I believe he used to be Ewan MacGregor when he was much younger. Plus he always blames foul ups on the site on some mysterious force.

Princes Armadala (or however you spell it) - Emma. She has very slim hips. Just like Natalie Portman's character. I hope she meets a slightly better end! (cue Half Boy quipping in with "she's certainly met my end fnar fnar!!)

Boba Fett - He's a mercenary and he's not well liked by anyone. I give you Crocker!!

Han Solo - Sure he's good looking. But his driving skills are very poor. So Rambo it is then!

Jabba the Hutt - Me. I want this role because he had the kinda tongue that every girl wants.

Darth Maul - Have you seen Griffs new haircut. When he refers to being the big red mod, you know he means the big red and black apprentice to the Emperor.

Ewok number 4 - Clearly Jackie. She can't keep those puppies hidden even in a furry outfit like that.

Stormtrooper number 23 - Obviously God. I could see his Arsenal away top on underneath

molebeing

Your high

Inogenius

Yoda I am.

Jayman

S-Mod & WC Hall Of Famer

Dak...I am your father.

And now, here it is...your moment of Carlin (12/3/2008)

Violent American movies like Die Hard, Terminator, and Lethal Weapon do very well in places like Canada, Japan, and Europe. Very well. Yet these countries do not have nearly the violence of the United States. In 1989, in all of Japan, with a population of 150 million, there were 754 murders. In New York City that year, with a population of only 7.5 million, there were 2,300. It's bred in the bone. Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.

Griff0rd

lol... "I have no idea whas goin' on..."

Chyeah but I wouldn't die like Maulll.... in the end there can be only one.... wait... wrong movie.

Satan

Super Moderator

That good or bad?

Gigglypuff

Chewbacca?? CHEWBACCA????

The Half Boy

And where was I? Clearly, I am Jar Jar Binks. Everybody hates the fact that I'm around, and I'm ugly as sin to boot.

Tomorrow's Just An Excuse Away,
So I Pull My Collar Up And Face The Cold, On My Own.
The Earth Laughs Beneath My Heavy Feet,
At The Blasphemy In My Old Jangly Walk.

Tyler Durden

WC Hall Of Famer

No one is Jar Jar Binks. Arggggggggggggh, don't ever put that fucker in my mind again!!!

Who's Emma, oh yeah Armadala. So that makes Jayman as the one knocking her off then. Oh that didn't work out so well. Erm, can you just watch her scoring him??

Joseph T. Cool

WC HOF'er

I thought this thread was about making your own lists?

It seems everyone is commenting on Tylers only....