Tyler Durden

WC Hall Of Famer

Can you grow a full on man beard?

Or would your effort be frankly embarrasing and the cause of great mirth in your social circle where they would deirde your effort and possibly call you bum fluff boy?

How long would it take to grow?

Would it be patchy?

Have you had one before?

Girls can answer too. I know that bic razor isn't just for your underarms!!

Jayman

S-Mod & WC Hall Of Famer

I can grow a chin strap if I wanted to, as well as a mustache. Although, it would take me a couple weeks to grow it in full.

Where I have trouble (in more areas than one...) is connecting the 'stach to the beard. The connecting patches between the two just won't grow in!! Oh well. Usually beyond the "stubble" look, I don't grow facial hair anyway. I like to usually be clean shaven.

And now, here it is...your moment of Carlin (12/3/2008)

Violent American movies like Die Hard, Terminator, and Lethal Weapon do very well in places like Canada, Japan, and Europe. Very well. Yet these countries do not have nearly the violence of the United States. In 1989, in all of Japan, with a population of 150 million, there were 754 murders. In New York City that year, with a population of only 7.5 million, there were 2,300. It's bred in the bone. Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.

Dakstang

WC's Resident Redneck

That is what I have trouble with as well.

Tyler Durden

WC Hall Of Famer

I can grow the late lamented goatee style beard no problem, and sideys too, but it doesn't flow on the cheeks. Man that sounded rude.

And it was

The Phantom

This is mainly the same problem I have. Also when it grows past being stuble it just doesn't look good for me, so that's when I shave it off. I doubt I'll ever let it grow properly. I do prefer the clean shaved look more.

Inogenius

I believe Joe Cool once asked me ... "Terry, do you ever shave?"

Joseph T. Cool

WC HOF'er

hahaha

Yes and you never do.

I can grow an almost full beard in one week flat.

I am a damn hairy SOB except for the bleeping top of my head.

Gigglypuff

Men, why do you even want to grow facial hair? Apart from a little stubble, I hate facial hair, ugh! You should all shave, every single day

molebeing

I think I could but I would not look right with it, I'am very very skinny and a beard would not look good in my opinion. :/

The Half Boy

I seem to be with the general consensus here, in that it's the little bits at the side of the mouth that don't grow in. How in the world am I supposed to look like HHH if that bits bald?

I hate to shave, mainly because I have to for work, I think, so I want a beard rather badly. Emma, however, says I'm not allowed. And so being the good little boy I am, when I have finished posting this, I'll be going to run the hot tap.

Tomorrow's Just An Excuse Away,
So I Pull My Collar Up And Face The Cold, On My Own.
The Earth Laughs Beneath My Heavy Feet,
At The Blasphemy In My Old Jangly Walk.