Tyler Durden

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Some famous last words listed down below that made me smile....

Do you guys know any more?

Or any made up ones, like Kurt Cobain "I wonder what this shot gun tastes like"!!

Adam Faith (pop singer/actor in 1960’s) "Channel Five is all shit, isn’t it. Christ the crap they put on there.�

Dylan Thomas (Welsh poet) "I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that is the record"

General John Sedgwick, Union Commander in the U.S. Civil War "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist........".

Oscar Wilde “Either that wallpaper goes, or I do."

Lenny Bruce “Do you know where I can get any shit?�

Invictus

Several people have used the poem I nicked my sig from as there last words, some are crazy, some are pretty famous. (Tim McVeigh recited Invictus as his final statement.)

Jefferson Lives is a pretty good one for all you US History buffs

Joseph T. Cool

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Your sig seems to be missing?

Dr. Giganto

Here are some from executed criminals, from dying words of criminals before execution - famous last words:

Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.
Executed in electric chair in New York.
~~ George Appel, d. 1928

How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries.
Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma.
~~ James French, d. 1966

I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.
Executed by injection, Texas.
~~ Johnny Frank Garrett, Sr., d. February 11, 1992

I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
Executed by injection, Oklahoma.
~~ Thomas J. Grasso, d. March 20, 1995

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.
(Attributed)
~~ Nathan Hale

There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is God's messenger.
Executed by hanging, at Camp Justice in the Baghdad suburb of Khadimiya
~~ Saddam Hussein d. December 30, 2006

I die innocent of all the crimes laid to my charge; I Pardon those who have occasioned my death; and I pray to God that the blood you are going to shed may never be visited on France.
Executed by guillotine
~~ Louis XVI of France, d. January 21, 1793

Shoot me in the chest!
To his executioners.
~~Benito Mussolini, Italian dictator, d.1945

Capital punishment: them without the capital get the punishment.
Executed in electric chair, Florida.
~~ John Spenkelink, d. May 25, 1979

Non-criminal ones:

How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?
~~ P. T. Barnum, entrepreneur, d. 1891

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
~~ Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957

That was a great game of golf, fellers.
~~ Harry Lillis "Bing" Crosby, singer / actor, d. October 14, 1977

I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.
~~ Richard Feynman, physicist, d. 1988

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.
~~ Errol Flynn, actor, d. October 14, 1959

God will pardon me, that's his line of work.
~~ Heinrich Heine, poet, d. February 15, 1856

And, here's the best one:

All is lost. Monks, monks, monks!
~~ Henry VIII, King of England, d. 1547

Invictus

Sorry not my sig, my ID. Invictus. Its a poem by William Henley about self determination. Awesome poem.

Joseph T. Cool

WC HOF'er

Ah yes...I thought that's what you were referencing but wanted to be sure.

Inogenius

That one is the most interesting as the entire speech let much of France in confusion thinking that they wrongfully convicted him. Rumor has it that he normally had trouble talking in public, with a terrible lisp, but at that speech he extremely well spoken.

Joseph T. Cool

WC HOF'er

I always liked this one myself