I'd start off with a double shot of Captain and diet coke..no, wait, I'm dying soon. Change the diet to regular coke. Then for a starter, it would be an appetizer platter: chicken wings, mozzerella sticks, quesadillas, potato skins, chips n' salsa, and chicken fingers.
For the main course, I would experience a platter of the worlds. For America: Burgers and fries. Italy: chicken parmigania and spaghetti. Mexico: burittos, enchaladas, and spanish rice. Chinese: that spicy chicken and fried rice. Mongolia: spicy stir fry.
For dessert, it would be chocolate-themed. Yes, I'm a chocolate whore. Chocolate cake, double chocolate chip cookies, chocolate brownies, and chocolate ice cream.
After all that, I'd puke for the next 5 weeks, or until they pull the plug on me. Whichever comes first.
And now, here it is...your moment of Carlin (12/3/2008)
Violent American movies like Die Hard, Terminator, and Lethal Weapon do very well in places like Canada, Japan, and Europe. Very well. Yet these countries do not have nearly the violence of the United States. In 1989, in all of Japan, with a population of 150 million, there were 754 murders. In New York City that year, with a population of only 7.5 million, there were 2,300. It's bred in the bone. Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.