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05-10-2007, 07:10 PM
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| Sweetness & Light
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Yorkshire, England
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Rep Power: 32    |  Choose A Monker Choose one monker for each scenario and explain your reason for picking them. 1) Who would you like to mud wrestle with? 2) Who would you go travelling with? 3) Who would you have as your best man/chief bridesmaid? 4) Who would you not let look after your house plants while you were away? 5) Who do you trust to NOT take advantage when youre drunk? 6) Who do you WANT to take advantage of you when drunk? 7) Who would you enter a pie eating contest with? 8) Who would you take a romantic stroll on the beach with? 9) Who would you set up with your best friend? 10) Who would you do the YMCA with? | |
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05-10-2007, 07:57 PM
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| Ex-Superstud
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 4,358
vBookie Cash: 100
Rep Power: 25 | Re: Choose A Monker 1) Who would you like to mud wrestle with? Erin. Duh. 2) Who would you go travelling with? Tyler Durden. He's good at coming up with conversation material. 3) Who would you have as your best man/chief bridesmaid? None of you. 4) Who would you not let look after your house plants while you were away? Rambo. 5) Who do you trust to NOT take advantage when youre drunk? Nikki 6) Who do you WANT to take advantage of you when drunk? See #1 7) Who would you enter a pie eating contest with? Beaker 8) Who would you take a romantic stroll on the beach with? Dammit! There's only a limited number of women available. 9) Who would you set up with your best friend? GP. Yeah, the thread maker. 10) Who would you do the YMCA with? Danny diamond. | |
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05-10-2007, 08:57 PM
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| Platinum Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Portsmouth, VA
Posts: 1,274
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Rep Power: 7 gXboxLive Position: 14th | Re: Choose A Monker 1) Who would you like to mud wrestle with? GP are you wit me? 2) Who would you go travelling with? I'd like to travel to Canada to see TOL and hopefully encounter a Mountie. As for travelling elsewhere I'd pick Joe cool. Or taking in a Cubs game with GD might be good. 3) Who would you have as your best man/chief bridesmaid? Umm I dunno so we'll say GD/Griff either or 4) Who would you not let look after your house plants while you were away? Tyler Durden, I'll be damned if I want shitty diapers in my house, and I don't mean from his kids! 5) Who do you trust to NOT take advantage when youre drunk? umm probably emma seeing as how i don't know her at all 6) Who do you WANT to take advantage of you when drunk? Erin/GP whomever is closer i suppose 7) Who would you enter a pie eating contest with? Mikk 8) Who would you take a romantic stroll on the beach with? there's like three options, don't care which one 9) Who would you set up with your best friend? emma, to my knowledge my friends has a thing for redheads 10) Who would you do the YMCA with?[/quote] Guardian Devil |
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05-10-2007, 08:58 PM
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| Freakshow Extraordinaire
Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Down At The Bottom Of The Garden, Among The Birds & The Bees.
Posts: 2,450
vBookie Cash: 100
Rep Power: 28 gXboxLive Position: 16th | Re: Choose A Monker 1) Who would you like to mud wrestle with? Tom Dogg. It's been years, and I still can't stop picturing him in that Elvis outfit. I think I have a problem. 2) Who would you go travelling with? Erin. Because she loves London. And as a result, obviously has no idea how crappy it is. I'd firstly take her on a tour of the more beautiful North, and then whisk her off to some far away climb. 3) Who would you have as your best man/chief bridesmaid? Invictus. He's my oldest friend on the board. 4) Who would you not let look after your house plants while you were away? Rambo. He'd probably try to drink them. 5) Who do you trust to NOT take advantage when youre drunk? Emma. She's a terrible drunk, and would be passed out long before she ever got the chance. 6) Who do you WANT to take advantage of you when drunk? Jackies. She would appreciate my facial hair. 7) Who would you enter a pie eating contest with? This is a flawed question, and I have no answer. My tiny mouth means that I can only shovel in small quantities of sustenance, and so would probably lose. And if this is the Rock kind of pie... I'd still lose. 8) Who would you take a romantic stroll on the beach with? Well, there's only one answer I can give, or I won't get any for months. ;) Emma. 9) Who would you set up with your best friend? Assuming my best friend to not be Emma, and instead be GP, I guess that'd have to be Blade, wouldn't it? 10) Who would you do the YMCA with? Nobody. Because I've not yet reached the age when the YMCA becomes a compulsory dance. | |
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05-10-2007, 08:59 PM
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The Revelator
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Washington State
Posts: 15,949
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Rep Power: 62 gXboxLive Position: 21st | Re: Choose A Monker 1) Who would you like to mud wrestle with? My wife is a member so i'll go with her even though she doesn't post anymore. (Lady Garnet is the screen name) 2) Who would you go travelling with? Tyler Durden. Never at a loss for words and we're near the same age/mentality. 3) Who would you have as your best man/chief bridesmaid? Danny Diamond. Do I need to explain this? 4) Who would you not let look after your house plants while you were away? molebeing. I'd be scared he'd eat them. 5) Who do you trust to NOT take advantage when youre drunk? Believe it or not Erin. She's like my little sister. 6) Who do you WANT to take advantage of you when drunk? See #1. 7) Who would you enter a pie eating contest with? Giggly. She'd look...um interesting covered in pie...haha 8) Who would you take a romantic stroll on the beach with? See #1. 9) Who would you set up with your best friend? Jakobean. He's a good person and I like his style 10) Who would you do the YMCA with? Terry(Inogenius)....that pic of you in a dress still burns in my brain | |
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05-11-2007, 04:24 AM
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| Sweetness & Light
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Yorkshire, England
Posts: 4,495
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05-11-2007, 06:10 AM
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aka Crocker
Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: Ashton-Under-Lyne
Posts: 13,562
vBookie Cash: 127750
Rep Power: 68 | Re: Choose A Monker 1) Who would you like to mud wrestle with? Giggly 2) Who would you go travelling with? Tom Dogg seems to go know how to have a good time on his travels 3) Who would you have as your best man/chief bridesmaid? I think Tyler could come up with a good speach 4) Who would you not let look after your house plants while you were away? Danny Diamond, I have a feeling they would be replaced with a diffrent sort of plant 5) Who do you trust to NOT take advantage when youre drunk? Jayman 6) Who do you WANT to take advantage of you when drunk? Erin 7) Who would you enter a pie eating contest with? Like Half Boy said he has a tiny mouth so I choose him 8) Who would you take a romantic stroll on the beach with? Bexy 9) Who would you set up with your best friend? Slim 10) Who would you do the YMCA with? Jayman and Slim | |
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05-11-2007, 06:19 AM
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You like that don'tcha
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Gated residence 40 miles outside London.
Posts: 17,083
vBookie Cash: 400
Rep Power: 112 | Re: Choose A Monker 1) Who would you like to mud wrestle with? K Jay. I'd come to the mud wrestling ring and then tell him at the last minute the match has been changed to a hardcore no time limit eveythings allowed streetfight. I would be armed with a chair and a barbed wire wooden stick and I would kick his northern ass. 2) Who would you go travelling with? Crocker. I would come travelling to his house and kick his northern ass for telling me that (six weeks ago) he would copy Wrestlemania for me and post it and then failing to do so despite weekly requests. Frikkin gravy muncher. 3) Who would you have as your best man/chief bridesmaid? Giggly. Because on the one hand she would make an excellent bridesmaid (come on they're always easy) and on the other hand, she's really a bearded truck driver from Leeds called Bernard so she could be best man too. 4) Who would you not let look after your house plants while you were away? Danny. He'd smoke them. 5) Who do you trust to NOT take advantage when youre drunk? Blade. I am not female, do not have a latino ass or "moobs" and I barely have a pulse so I have nothing he'd want. 6) Who do you WANT to take advantage of you when drunk? Erin, just to witness the "heel turn" of her changing from virginal to sadistic man-abuser. It's be kinda like having been there when Hogan turned heel. 7) Who would you enter a pie eating contest with? Is this real "pie" or The Rock's version of "pie"? If it's real pie then I choose Jay just so I can shut him up for a few minutes and if it's the Rock's version of "pie" then I choose Tom Dogg and I'll order "Vegas Pie"! 8) Who would you take a romantic stroll on the beach with? Jackie, because (a) she's fine and female so it wouldn't look weird and (b) I know I could trust her not to abuse me because I don't fit in with her "must be at least 7 foot 4" criteria in men. 9) Who would you set up with your best friend? My best friend is a girly, so this would be a guy I'd have to choose. I'd pick Dak. God damn she would be safe. 10) Who would you do the YMCA with? Joe'c''izzle. He's self deprecating and can laugh at himself, it'd be fun. But if he got it wrong I would crush him!! [/quote] | |
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05-11-2007, 09:14 AM
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| CO-Captain Darkness
Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Missouri, USA
Posts: 2,250
vBookie Cash: 2654
Rep Power: 15 gXboxLive Position: 12th | Re: Choose A Monker 1) Who would you like to mud wrestle with? Yeah I am taking the marriage card on this one. 2) Who would you go travelling with? Lemonz - The burning would keep me amuzed. 3) Who would you have as your best man/chief bridesmaid? GD - If I would be re-marrying I would consider it for sure. 4) Who would you not let look after your house plants while you were away? Jakobean - Has weird sexual urges with furniture... I'm not trusting a living thing with him ;) 5) Who do you trust to NOT take advantage when youre drunk? I'm not a heavy drinker. Never been drunk and intend to stay that way. But Joe C would be my choice... Look at his answer to #1 and such... how could you not trust that. 6) Who do you WANT to take advantage of you when drunk? Lemonz... someone give me a marker... and if anyone took this as sexual shame on you...  7) Who would you enter a pie eating contest with? One of the females. Females in eating contest usually are amuzing and fun. So...Erin / Giggly / Jackies 8) Who would you take a romantic stroll on the beach with? VIVA LAS WIFEY! 9) Who would you set up with your best friend? Yeah I quit playing cupid... bad results when Griff does that. 10) Who would you do the YMCA with? EVERYONE... You all know you want it. | |
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