I'd be Supersleaze, I'd have all of superman's powers, xray vision, rock hard nipple erecting cold breath, flight, you know all those goodies. My weakness would be the cockblocking friends, and my suit would be a polyester disco version of Kal-el's
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I would be Great Gossip Guy. With a big "G" on my all gold outfit. I would take the things people tell me and go forth and spread it as malicious gossip all around town thus making me popular in a bitchy way....just like most of Sex in the City.
My sidekick would be Little Penis Boy.
Told you I'd find a space for you alongside me Jay!!
My superpower would be to come up to any of you other superheroes and "Fuse" your powers into mine, thus stripping you of your abilities. That would be so kickass, I'd basically be indestructable.
So, as it stands now: I'd be a gossiper that can move shit, I can see through your clothes (x-ray vision) AND through your skull (read minds), I can explode stuff while flying.
Although, I wouldn't have much need for Tyler's "Little Penis".
And now, here it is...your moment of Carlin (12/3/2008)
Violent American movies like Die Hard, Terminator, and Lethal Weapon do very well in places like Canada, Japan, and Europe. Very well. Yet these countries do not have nearly the violence of the United States. In 1989, in all of Japan, with a population of 150 million, there were 754 murders. In New York City that year, with a population of only 7.5 million, there were 2,300. It's bred in the bone. Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.
Super Powers - Telekinetic abilities enabling me to levitate and manipulate living beings and inanimate objects psionically. I would also have telepathic powers enabling me to read minds and project my thoughts into the minds of others.
Fighting skills: Excellent hand-to-hand combatant
Strength level: Athlete
Weakness - Rabbits, Rain and Lightning and claustrophobia!
the ablity to heal fast. metal in the my bones. wolverine pretty much. except a bar comeing from my elbow with out the claws in the front. metal in my jaw for the teeth to stand out more for the fear effect when i get angry. a blade that won't move or anything just to be there on my forearms so the enemy won't see that coming. when they try to hit me i'd just use my forearms to block and they'd get hurt from that. look just like zorro, but with blue.