My story from the 2nd grade ...

Inogenius

The name: "The Cafe"

One long day I went to the cafe. I was looking at the menu you whenI saw nothing good. So I went to the special board to see what the specials were cream of wheat, hors d oeuvre and chicken noodle soup I read. But next to the hors d oeuvre was an asterisk it was on sale. I ordered the hors d oeuvre and the waitress said it also comes with a conqueror for the drink. I asked what that was and she said a mix of Josta, Mountain Drew and Surge it sounded pretty good I thought. When I was done eating I realized I forgot my money. I ran out of the building and there was my chauffeur. He drove me straight to jail. Boy when I get a hold of him he'll be sorry. When I was in jail I met a former archeologist who was a mass murder. I phoned my lawer Chad Bambic (I think this is a combination of names from other kids in the class) from the allegiance of anonymous lawers. We were in court the next day I found to be not acquitted. I had to do community service. My first job was to plant chrysanthemums in front of The Cafe. There was a very beautiful lady there. I told her she was beautiful and she said don't say that. I figured she must be aesthetic. After 80 weeks of community service I was free again. Me and that aesthetic woman later got merried and lived happily ever after.

The end.

Erin

Monk's First Lady

I demand a sequel.

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator

They made this movie.

It was called Norbit.

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Gigglypuff

How old are you in 2nd grade?

Inogenius

7-8?

Gigglypuff

Ah, I see.

Bless

molebeing

This thread is uninteresting to me, so therefore I have to post spam in it.

chops

"Surge" that shit has only been around for like five years. I guess that is what happens when 7 year olds drink surge.

Inogenius

Shit you're right.

I guess I didn't write that in the 2nd grade.

Since I don't know when I wrote that, lets just say it was a senior project.