Jackie Pies

Just back and head rubs from the Giant. It's nice, but I don't crave them. He's quite good, but I'm just always stiff so they don't do much for me.
I give him some massages when he's worn out from soccer. I think he just likes it b/c it always turns into really inappropriate fondlings.

Jayman

S-Mod & WC Hall Of Famer

Soccer? That behemoth needs to play basketball!

And now, here it is...your moment of Carlin (12/3/2008)

Violent American movies like Die Hard, Terminator, and Lethal Weapon do very well in places like Canada, Japan, and Europe. Very well. Yet these countries do not have nearly the violence of the United States. In 1989, in all of Japan, with a population of 150 million, there were 754 murders. In New York City that year, with a population of only 7.5 million, there were 2,300. It's bred in the bone. Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.

emmathe37th

Hang on, who's stiff?

Jackie Pies

Really I'm more tense than stiff. And basketball is probably the sport he's the worst at (but he's a natural athlete who is at least relatively good at any sport he tries)