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molebeing · 07-06-2006, 02:52 AM

like I'll be in Burger King and I'll be like "I'll take a whopper and large fries" and Nick Carter will be behind me and he'll whisper in my ear "you better get medium fries bitch or your gonna get it" and then ill say "fuck you nick carter" and then he'll say "you asked for it mofo" and then he'll start dancing and his horrid singing will make my penis and my head explode.
and then the rest of the boy band cult will run in and say "good job nick, another boy band hater down" and then nick will say "no I HATE LARGE FRIES GOD DAMMIT!!!!" and then the cashier no longer able to stand the thought of having no large fries takes a spoon and shoves it into his temple despreately trying to kill himself cause he dosent want to live in a world without large fries
and then the boy band cult gets into the boy band mobile and flies off to the north pole to meet santa where they demand to have a toy train for christmas and then they kick a elf and then Nick Lachey (former husband of jessica simpson) stares at a elf until the elf's mind cant take it and goes mentally insane and then the elf tries to kill blitzen and then blitzen kicks him and the elf flies off to the south pole where he meets satan and then satan declares war against santa
and then santa accepts and reaches into his beard of "wisdom and things" and out comes tons and tons of used tampons he collected from the kids mothers all over the world, he rolls up the tampons into a big ball and throws it at the south pole and then the south pole is left in a bloody menstrual mess
and then santa says "take that satan bitch" and then does a horny dance and gets Mrs. Clause verrrrry turned on and she says "krissy im getting hot" and so santa and his old bag of bones wife goes to have old hot dirty wet sex and Mrs. clause is moaning in ectasy and she screams "oh that get that jolly old cock in me!!" and santa blows a huge load right into her ancient and dried up vagina
then he yells "ho ho ho!!! merry christmas!" and then he gets off her and goes to see what satan is doing. satan is planning another attack!! satan plans on getting clifford the big red dog to pounce on the north pole
now clifford has been friends with santa for a long time but satan promises him lots of booze and bitches so clifford agrees and then Blue from blues clues comes in and says "ruff ruff i want some bitches too" and then he takes a hit of a huge bong and gets stoned and he has a dream where steve tried to have sex with him
so blue awakens from his stoned slumber and realizes that he is not in the south pole but hes in the bronx getting ass raped by a bunch of crip gang members, so blue dies that day cause his ass spread too far........but anyways back to the south pole, clifford jumps in the air and then lands on the north pole killing 666 elves just like satan commanded and santa is very sad
so santa pulls out the old heroin needle and injects a large dose of smack into his blood stream, santa gets very high and tries to bang rudolph which makes his nose light up very very brightly, satan is laughing at santas weakness and says "HAHA YOU JOLLY OLD FAT BITCH!" and santa says "is that you elvis???
and then what do you know! elvis comes back from the dead and starts eating satan
and then satan is defeated and santa is high off his ass on heroin and Mrs. Clause got fucked for the first time in who knows how many years.......its all a happy ending........but wait, clifford is still alive...........hes out there plotting for santas demise....................to be continued........

more will be explained later, like where the boy band cult is and if large fries are really outlawed lol

Omega · 07-06-2006, 03:07 AM

lmfao mole, some parts in that were boring but some were funny as frigin hell nice post and thanks.

Jodes · 07-06-2006, 01:35 PM

ummmm wow Jason very interesting story:flash2:

Dr. Kill'Tjoy · 07-10-2006, 11:19 PM

Novelize that shit man! Future New York Times bestseller there!

Chuck Norris · 07-11-2006, 01:24 PM

Shut it ^^ and very interesting...