Hillary Clinton Joke

Dakstang

WC's Resident Redneck

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."

"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.

"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Suffy

Heard this joke before it's always being applied to a differnet politican or figure in the media.

Dakstang

WC's Resident Redneck

The old priest was dying in the hospital. For years he had
faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned
for his nurse to come near.

"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.

"I would really like to see Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton before
I die" whispered the priest.

"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a
response. Soon the word arrived. Kennedy
and Clinton would be delighted to visit the priest.

As they went to the hospital, Clinton commented to Kennedy "I
don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly
help our images." Kennedy couldn't agree more.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Kennedy's
hand in his right hand and Clinton's hand in his left.
There was silence and a look of serenity on the
old priest's face.

Finally Senator Kennedy spoke. "Father, of all the people you
could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you
near the end?"

The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my
life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

"Amen" said Kennedy.
"Amen" said Clinton .

The old priest continued...."He died between two lying thieves. I
would like to do the same.!!