Wow, I almost fell out of my chair laughing....the question is: did you have a picture like that already, or did you play "dress up" today to make your point?
And now, here it is...your moment of Carlin (12/3/2008)
Violent American movies like Die Hard, Terminator, and Lethal Weapon do very well in places like Canada, Japan, and Europe. Very well. Yet these countries do not have nearly the violence of the United States. In 1989, in all of Japan, with a population of 150 million, there were 754 murders. In New York City that year, with a population of only 7.5 million, there were 2,300. It's bred in the bone. Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.
That's not what you said last Wednesday after I suggested, "Let's go to bingo tonight"
Okay, I see I have to go another route with this....who is going to believe that a monster like me could lose a DEATHmatch to a couple of girls who are...what..110...120 lbs? (49...54 kg for you "other" people)
Come on, I am big, strong, gnarly, have bad breath, and can perform a Stunner. How could I legitamately lose?
And now, here it is...your moment of Carlin (12/3/2008)
Violent American movies like Die Hard, Terminator, and Lethal Weapon do very well in places like Canada, Japan, and Europe. Very well. Yet these countries do not have nearly the violence of the United States. In 1989, in all of Japan, with a population of 150 million, there were 754 murders. In New York City that year, with a population of only 7.5 million, there were 2,300. It's bred in the bone. Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.
Wow, I almost fell out of my chair laughing....the question is: did you have a picture like that already, or did you play "dress up" today to make your point?
Well as soon as I signed up to this a few days ago, I picked an outfit and did a few promo shots. I swear it's a coincidence that it's what Jayman imagined me in.
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How could I legitamately lose?
You're too busy staring at me and Erin ripping each others windpants off, maybe?
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Here we go then....promo time!!
Daniel Diamond. The Bossman. King Admin. (looks down and chuckles
Well, the clock is ticking Danny boy. You've seen me around for some time now, you've helped me, you've eased my path toward the top and you've cleared the way.....................for your own freakin' downfall.
But search your heart man, you knew it was coming. You knew you couldn't trust me. You knew that you were grooming your own demise.
I know why you did it as well. Why groom Griff, GD, Felix, JoeC, Blade or any of the other members of N-Sync? Oh sure they would have betrayed you too down the line, and you'd have gone back and forth with them, two, three, maybe even four times, you may have won one or two matches before getting beat, you'd have kidded yourself that you were still the man.
Not me Dannyboy. I'm going to do you the biggest favour of all. I'm going to put you out of your misery in double quick time, just the once. That's all it'll need. Then you can trot off into that e-sunset and get yourself another forum, another place to fail.
But you know what, they'll still be a part of you here dude. They'll always be a part of you still here on Monks.
Looks nonchalantly over at Peppermint Fizz
Oh yeah, man, you can definitely leave a peace of you here winks!!
So before this gets messy, and before you go off to make up www.mylittlepony.com and find your true level, I'd like to thank you.
I'd like to thank you for the memories, thank you for the blast, thank you for all the good times we shared (winks again at Fizz) and thank you for making me the guy to kick your ass out of your own front door.............bitch!!